Can tell this OP is a little younger than me. In my mid-30's I think pants are uncool. I mean, society says because they are offended by my pale white legs, and my 'junk' flapping in the wind, I must cover-up. So, going pant-less is a good idea. Men unite, burn you pants to protest society's expectations of you! Oh, if anyone asks about being pants, just tell everyone he's been trying for years to get you out of your pants, and you're tired of his sexual advances. tom
btw don't have revenge on your mind. Be cool, calm and calculated. That will make you a lot more efficient
If he's a beer drinker, give him a can of beer and then later slip some chocolate milk and/or pickle juice in his beer. Vinegar works as well. If he's a drug user, and into cocaine, find yourself some pool chalk - the kind you rub your hands on, it's gotta be white - chop it up - but do leave some rocks, put it in a quart baggie and drop it where he's sure to see it. Watch how fast he disappears.....