Haha Wow great ideas. I think scaring him would work. Or we could duct tape him to a tree and leave him there!! Skinny
write his mobile phone number on a few toilet walls Or wait until he is asleep and cut a chunk of his hair off / shave an eyebrow / give him loads of fake tatoos with either a permenent or water soluble marker. Other sleep tactics, put shaving foam or butter on one of his hands, tickle his nose and take pictures of the result. Tell a really ugly / annoying girl / boy that he fancies them like mad, but is shy. Write a sexually explict love letter that appears to come from an older woman and leave it about his house for his parents to find. put a teaspoon of jam in the bottom of his tea / coffee. Don't stir it - when he takes the final glup he'll freak out at a lump of slime going down his throat. draw very bad charactatures of him and post them on notice boards he walks past. You can tell I was popular at school huh?
Excellent! - I wouldn't need to pay for a change But the original question was "what would you do to get revenge?"
Skinny, dude, I like to think you're high enough up the food chain to skip any feats of violence, that's just too simple and downright nasty plus it could mess with your karma I think a well-deserved and potentially anonymous humiliation will do the trick. Shame he doesn't have a car 'cos the rice/ sand/ shredded paper in his tank potato up the exhaust tin cans tied to the chassis "honk for gay sex" sticker steal & copy his keys and put blow-up sex doll in his passenger seat in public place piss/crap/dead rodent in his air vents Are all off Shaved eyebrows is good, but make sure you just shave the left side of each one so he looks really stupid. Drawing on his face whilst asleep is ace, and the best bit, if you can keep a straight face & not give the game away, is when he gets up and walks down the street But what about getting some identical boxers to his, putting his name on a tag in them, putting a great big skidmark in them and throwing them in the girls' locker room. Seriously dude, you will have the best laugh if you don't let anybody know it was you
Just rank number 1 for his name in all search engines, and I'm sure you will find something creative for the page that ranks