I finally have a question for jeeves.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Freebies, May 23, 2005.

  1. #1
    Why does he suck?
     
    Freebies, May 23, 2005 IP
  2. yfs1

    yfs1 User Title Not Found

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    Lol - He's actually pretty good to us in Ireland/UK

    Not sure why but he beats out MSN where we are ranked in the same spot. I saw an article somewhere on the popularity of Ask in the UK that backed that up.
     
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  3. Dio

    Dio Well-Known Member

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    #3
    Its probably a class thing here in the UK - people actually believe that Jeeves is a real Butler... ;)
     
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  4. noppid

    noppid gunnin' for the quota

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    #4

    Cause he can? :confused:
     
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  5. yfs1

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    #5
    Thats pretty funny.

    I also liked your Chav site when I saw it a few weeks back...Funny stuff
     
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  6. YianG

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    #6
    I remember there was a time if I type the actual question, such as "Why does he suck?" It will actually try to answer my question with a very human manner, such as "I'm not sure what you mean by "why do you suck." Perhaps you mean..." And a style similar to that. Now it is just a like a normal search engine...? :confused: :confused: It doesn't do the human style anymore?
     
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  7. T0PS3O

    T0PS3O Feel Good PLC

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    Ask does well for us. But people take it a bit too literally IMO so I see the longest of questions show up in my referals that oftentimes crack me up.
     
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  8. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    See why does askjeeves suck?...

    Apparently, this is a question that has been asked many times before... :eek:
     
    minstrel, May 23, 2005 IP
  9. randfish

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    Hey - you stole that from the Simpsons where Bart and Millhouse are playing on the computer and Bart says:

    "Ok, What should we ask Jeeves... Hey, how about, why does he suck?"

    Credit where credit is due.
     
    randfish, May 23, 2005 IP
  10. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    :D I never saw that episode...

    The Simpsons is probably the most educational show ever broadcast on TV :D
     
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  11. Freebies

    Freebies Peon

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    Do you mean to tell me you have never thought to ask this of Jeeves?
     
    Freebies, May 24, 2005 IP
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    Perrow Well-Known Member

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    #12
    In the related topics column these shows for "why does ask jeeves suck?" (a selection of the list)

    › Is Jeeves Gay?
    › Is Jeeves Stupid
    › Tricks to Ask Jeeves
    › Is Jeeves Well Hung?
    › Why Is Jeeves White?
    › Why Is Jeeves Fat
    › Why Is Jeeves a Loser?

    All relevant questions.
     
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  13. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    I also notice a link on the askjeeves site to P.G. Wodehouse, the author who created the character Jeeves in his novels about Bertie Wooster...
     
    minstrel, May 24, 2005 IP