I farted in front of my girlfriend this morning for the first time!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by nikolaalx, Jul 13, 2007.

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Do you Fart In front of your girlf/wife?

  1. Yes. I do it, and she loves it!

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  2. No...I am embarassed to do it.

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  1. sundaybrew

    sundaybrew Numerati

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    #21
    Dude....dogs smell each other asses and lick there balls all day , do you really think farting will bother them?
     
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    #22
    I stayed naked in the house

    But no farts
     
    w3bmaster, Jul 13, 2007 IP
  3. nikolaalx

    nikolaalx Well-Known Member

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    #23
    Hmmm you are saying that there is a risk of my ass being licked?

    I will do a dutch oven through my pants...this will filter out any outgoing and incomming particles.
     
    nikolaalx, Jul 13, 2007 IP
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    Hopper Well-Known Member

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    #24
    I think that's a shite idea :D
     
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  5. -Abhishek-

    -Abhishek- Regaining my Momentum!

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    #25
    Bang on! How about trying it on your GF, if she survives, you write a report!

    You, mister, are very irritating. :mad::mad::mad::mad:
     
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  6. nikolaalx

    nikolaalx Well-Known Member

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    #26

    Grannies are not objective...cuz they accept and love everything which we do towards them.

    :cool:
     
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  7. -Abhishek-

    -Abhishek- Regaining my Momentum!

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    #27
    I have a superbafookalicikalakulabrulamulaporecious idea.

    How about you try the DO on yourselves ?
     
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  8. Jerlene.net

    Jerlene.net Prominent Member

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    #28
    This entire thread made me lol. Thanks.
     
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  9. nikolaalx

    nikolaalx Well-Known Member

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    #29
    So you are a proud owner of a Vagina? Really ? Did you get it on ebay?:cool:
     
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    Jerlene.net Prominent Member

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    #30
    Overstock actually.
     
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  11. nikolaalx

    nikolaalx Well-Known Member

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    #31
    :) good.....btw, as of now this thread is officially restricted for girls
     
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    #32
    I try not to do it in front of people, especially my girlfriend.
     
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  13. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #33
    All you guys with chicks should learn how to do this with your armpit. Then dump da alarm clock and let your armpit be da alarm!!! :D:D:D:D
     
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    #34
    ROFL @ Dutch Oven
     
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    #35
    It only counts if you do it under the sheets so she gets a big wiff of it. Otherwise, what's the big deal?
     
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    ahkip Prominent Member

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  17. nikolaalx

    nikolaalx Well-Known Member

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    fuse-box Peon

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    #38
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh....OMG....LMAO

    i would never fart in front of my girl...lol
     
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    Im The ONE Peon

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    #39
    LMAO
    farting that too when u're about to kiss. I'm already half-dead laughing on it
     
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  20. thurrz

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    #40
    I'm not farting infront of my Girlfriend or anyone....
    I give respect to others...:D
     
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