I farted in front of my girlfriend this morning for the first time!

Hey guys,
I happen to have put nature closer to my girlfriend this morning.

This is a pretty nasty situation. She was just about to kiss me while we were still in bed.....

Has anyone ever experienced something like this? ...not that I care... but still...I kinda wanted to laugh...but looking at her face made me want to cry.


Ohhh what depression....

 

LOL - This made me fall of the chair.

What did she say to you?

 

Dude,

Actually if you where a real man , you would have given her a dutch oven

 

Joe, ewww... I mean ... ewwwwwwww!

 

She laughed....(thank god)....not that I felt better

Hmmm there is one thing which we call "a gipsy heating" here...Im guessing its somewhat similar to the "dutch oven".

heheheh

I comfort myself by thinking "relax man...you could have shitted in your pants..but you didnt"

 

man up. if she's your girlfriend what took you so long?

 

LOL, this thread wins the Internet. Hilarious, dude.

 

I dunno I guess I am kinda shy when it comes to such memmorable moments.

So you do this on a regular basis? Does she do it back also?

 

Me...........?

I am not the one that started a thread about farting dude

 

Atleast you were facing her, not your backside

 

Imagine This

You're at your GF's place to meet her parents for the first time. She leads you down the hall-way to the lawn and asks you to be comfortable while she fetches something to drink. She also informs you that her parents would be there anytime.

As soon as she enters the kitchen, you begin to get this feeling below your back. You look right, and then left, and then right again. And slowly blow out the fart-whistle, just as you're done and are heaving a sigh of relief, you turn around only to realise your parent-in-law standing right behind you with a look as if they're standing in a morgue.



Talk about shitting in your pants, hahah!

 

omG.....now that is a sick thought!

rep added for sickness!!!!!

 

My Auntie used to say that she could never go on holiday with someone she was not on farting terms with. I think she's right.

When your comfortable with someone, you should be able too fart in front of them!

 

Haha, but you're suggesting the Dutch Oven.

I'd rather not call myself a real man, than go around giving Dutch Ovens to my gal.

Dude in my case, No matter how comfortable I am with someone. If they fart, am gonna laugh my ass of, then and there.

 

You're a strong man for doing this!

 

do I fart regularly? of course? I am a man.

girls don't fart.

 

lmao, that was funny. well it happens to all, like sometimes ppl fart while talking to gf or reltives stuff, so take it easy.
Hopper u r right

 

I would do a dutch oven to my dog, and if it survives, i can give it a go on my girlfriend.

Then I will write a report here on DP, make a blog and earn thousands of dollars.

What do you guys think?

Thanks mate! Yeah I am alright ...I was pretty stressed in the morning though.

 

Yeah, I laugh as well at times but its physically being able to fart that's the point. When your not comfartable with someone you wont let rip.

 

Thank you brother! We all try to fight our fears.