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I can't wait to meet my Russian wife-to-be!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by frankcow, Aug 29, 2006.

  1. hextraordinary

    hextraordinary Well-Known Member

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    #21
    You've just ruined my day :eek:
    SEMrush
     
    hextraordinary, Aug 30, 2006 IP
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    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    #22
    Let me point out some things you may not have noticed in that picture, as it is one of my personal favorites!

    The grabby thing in the top left (black handle) - obviously, the guy is way too busy to reach the coke can just off picture so needs help to get it. Possibly a basket of french fries. Or both. At once.

    The picture underneath the grabby thing. That is a picture of "footprints in the sand" - where the essential message is Jesus carrying you while you are having a hard time going on. This is what makes me religious more than anything else. If Jesus can carry this dude down the beach, he can do ANYTHING!

    The fan on the desk. Not pointed at his face, but at his boobies. One can imagine the accumulation of sweat that those things get over the given period of internet surfing.

    The white writing board. Probably of things he could be doing instead of sitting on his computer. Conspicuously empty!
     
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  3. loopy62

    loopy62 Peon

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    #23
    excuse me while I puke.........
     
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    iPod Notable Member

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    #24
    I didn't ;) Got better things to do :p And i have never been to Russia.

    :eek: That's not me
     
    iPod, Aug 30, 2006 IP
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    TatiAnA Active Member

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    #25
    EEEwwww,where did you get that picture????
     
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    frankcow Well-Known Member

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    loopy62 Peon

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    #27
    lol, your title should be " I can't wait to meet my soon to be Russian ex-wife!"
     
    loopy62, Aug 30, 2006 IP
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    khushal Well-Known Member

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    #28
    Lolz at Frankcow with the Hacking stufff!!!! This thread is getting too heavy!!! believe me,with the picture above me it really makes mee feel like closing this thread and start dieting;)
     
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    TatiAnA Active Member

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    #29
    Seriously, is that really him?
     
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  10. frankcow

    frankcow Well-Known Member

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    #30
    no, just a great picture I dug up on google images
     
    frankcow, Aug 30, 2006 IP
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    iPod Notable Member

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    #31
    I never knew you were a mod here :eek:

    Or did you mean like closing the browser window?? :D
     
    iPod, Aug 30, 2006 IP
  12. khushal

    khushal Well-Known Member

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    #32
    Closing the browser window was what i meant by who knows if i'll be the next Mod here???;)
     
    khushal, Aug 31, 2006 IP
  13. frankcow

    frankcow Well-Known Member

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    #33
    OK, I've received a reply (much faster this time!). For the sake of those who don't like to read lengthy spam, I'll bold the good stuff, and my comments will be italicized in square brackets.

    ===================================================

    Hello my dear, thank you for your kind letter!
    At first I think I have to say that I am new in cyber space and I have
    only good intentions. you should know that I am not very good writer in english,please be patient to read my
    messages and see many mistakes.to be fair I don't know what you want to know about me,in principle
    I am usual girl.I think I should tell you about me, my interests,tastes and hobbies.I think I will tell you
    about things I want to know about you and you will know my future questions.
    I am 26 years old,my birthday is 17 of July.
    I so much don't want to get older ,when I can see old women I am
    getting crazy to think that it is my future .I do all the best to keep my youth and I keep my body well.In spite of all
    difficultes here I am trying to be in good condition and I do a lot of exercises to be in good shape!
    I am about 174 cm tall (5.7) and my weight is about 56 kg. I've been told I look well enough ,
    and I think that all women have own beaty. I have never been married and I don`t have chldren.
    I have one youngest sisters [sweet, send her too!] and it is great problem for us because we
    have only two rooms flat.you can't imagine what does it mean to be born
    in small town in Russia,there are not any chances
    to live well,to get a good job.All young people leave towns to search
    great luck in big cities but nobody waits for them
    there. I want to leave Russia,I know it sounds ugly but I know that I
    will be lost here like many young girls before me.
    It is not place to grow children and have stable future.I want to meet my right man .
    I think in future I can work as fitness trainer I have a certificate.
    My mother is my great problem too,she has a great dream to see me
    married
    and she wants to make me happy but I think
    it is only my business I am not a little child. She tells me every day
    that I should get married very soon...
    To be fair I am not sure I am able to explain all in first message I
    want to say so much!
    I just want you to know that I am not afraid to work,I am fairly goal
    oriented
    [that's a pretty darn good line for not knowing english...] and I am sure you will be not
    disappoined to meet me in real life.I am going to spend three months
    abroad to work in any good place,agency promises to help me
    because it is only the way I can leave Russia.I will have all documents
    to travel in a few days and i will travel to moscow then,from moscow I will
    travel to you and they ask me about name of the city i am going to work,if you don't mind to meet me please
    tell me the name of your city and nearest international airport!
    I will book my flight from moscow!
    I think it would be so great to meet my love and stay there forever.I know that
    it is not so easy like I think but I think it is possible that I meat my real love.
    I want to love and to be loved I want to build our own happiness,only me and my man there.
    I don't smoke,I tried to smoke when I was younger.I may have a glass of
    red dry vine,sometimes it helps to relax. I try to take care of my body and face. I know it is all I have. My
    soul may have any itnterst for you later, I thinkso.I am not a little girl and I know that at first almost all men look
    at body ,legs and face.God created males such persons
    . Well,I think I am lost in my letter,I am not sure you
    understand my goals,please feel free to ask.
    I live in Russia,town Berdsk, Suvorova 15-34,it is near big
    industrial city Novosibirsk ,Siberia.
    My town is rather far from Moscow. Moscow is a capital of my country.
    I want you to reply if you understand my mind,my intentions,my soul,if
    not please reply too,I will continue my
    searching. Well,I will close this letter,I think you are tired to read
    it.and If you think that I should write
    shorter letters please tell me. I write from internet cafe in
    Novosibirsk because there are not cafes and possibility to
    use internet in my small town,we have 4 digital phone number and we
    can't call abroad
    .Even to call in any big town here in
    Russia I have to order the call in advance.and I would like to say
    please don't worry if I keep silence sometimes I have no
    time to travel ,it is about 50 minutes by bus from my town till
    Novosibirsk!
    Please tell me more about you,your tastes,likes and dislikes .also I
    have a few impotant questions----do you
    like strong drinks too much?can you be very drunk?very ofthen?can you
    be rude with women?

    Well,I have to stop or I will write without ending.Kiss you !see you
    later. In my next e-mail I will write you more things about myself and
    more details about my trip and work.
     
    frankcow, Aug 31, 2006 IP
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    AHawkins Peon

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    #34
    If it's spam, as you say, then what are they expecting you to do? Wire money?
     
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    frankcow Well-Known Member

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    #35
    she hasn't mentioned yet. I'm expecting that she'll say she's come up short for the airplane ticket or something
     
    frankcow, Aug 31, 2006 IP
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    HideIp Active Member

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    #36
    that is gotta be the funniest thing ive seen in a while it is a little sickening though too lol
     
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  17. frankcow

    frankcow Well-Known Member

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    #37
    Here's my latest reply:

    Tatjana,
    to answer your questions:
    I don't like strong drinks too much. I like the occasional beer on a hot day, or a glass of wine with dinner. But I don't appreciate drunkenness, I believe it's a vice.

    And I think that all men who are 'rude' to women are pathetic and small. We are all equal, we all have our strengths and weaknesses, we are all beautiful individually, and should be respected and treated as so.

    Tatjana, I'm looking forward to meeting you. However, I just want to be cautious, I know that there are many scams on the internet. To verify that you are who you say you are, can you take a photo of yourself brushing your teeth and combing your hair with a blue t-shirt on? Thanks.

    If I can verify that you're real, I'll gladly tell you my city and closest airport.
     
    frankcow, Sep 1, 2006 IP
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    britishguy Prominent Member

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    #38
    Is that guy at the PC a male model!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    frankcow Well-Known Member

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    #39
    It's actually me after spending too many hours on DP forums...
     
    frankcow, Sep 1, 2006 IP
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    pratik Notable Member

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    #40

    thatz a seriously gr8 reply man...

    waitin for a reply to it.. might say.. i cant afford a blue t-shirt or something .. :) haha
     
    pratik, Sep 1, 2006 IP