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I can't wait to meet my Russian wife-to-be!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by frankcow, Aug 29, 2006.

  1. #1
    This is hilarious. I got a SPAM email from 'Danny', not even sent directly to me, with the subject 'looking for you'. Here's how it read:

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    Hire,
    i am here sitting in the internet caffe. Found your email and
    decided to write.a I might be caoming to your place in 14 days,
    so I decided to email you. May be we can meet? a!I am 25 y.o.
    girl. I !have a picture if you wan!t. No need to reply here as aa
    !
    this is not my !email. Write me at
    ============================================

    So I wrote "sounds good, let's meet". 3 weeks later I get a reply from a new email address, and apparently Danny is now named Tatjana Oleinikowa. She says:
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    Hello my friend
    I am so happy to see that you have decided to reply,I see it is very
    short letter.It is all right because you are astonished to get my letter.
    I want you to know that I have only good intentions and I have not any secrets.
    The thing is that I will work in your country for three months or so and I would like to meet a nice man to fall in love or just be closest friends.
    I don't want to live in Russia because I have not any chances here,it is hardly possible to explain from first time but
    I want you to know my plans.I will work in any shop, bar or restaurant the agency that i am going through will suggest
    me some locations. It will be my choice in the end as to what option to go for.
    So I will have a simple work till I improve my English. And I can choose any town of your area,agency will only help me
    to get a visa and all travel documents + some suggested placed to work in. My best friend last year met the man from
    the USA when she worked
    there for three months, too. She had two jobs. From morning till 4 pm she worked in amusement park and after
    it she worked as a waitress in some bar till midnight. She was very tired of course but made very good money there.
    It is special programm for young people who wants to work abroad and I think it is the right way for me ,I am lost here,and I think that I
    look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to repeat the same way,it is only my chance to meet a nice man.I want to work in USA or in Europe or any
    nice country. I am full of plans and different dreams and I want to share my life with good man because I'm also full of love
    and tenderness,I know that I am not so beautiful like Hollywood Princess but I do hope to meet my Prince and
    I am sure he will be not be disappoined to meet me in the real life! This is why I am going to go through the same way.
    Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.
    I will leave russia in two weeks or so (I can't tell you everything exactly right now) and I would like to be sure that I
    have the man who waits for me there. I will work all day and I want to find a man to spend all free time together to get
    to know each other better.if you have any interest to meet me I will be more than happy to meet you too.
    I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my pictures and want to meet me! please send picture of you too!!!
    Now I write you from my personal mailbox, please write me back here and here only. I will be checking it often.
    Kiss you ,Tatjana (this is my name)!
    p.s
    I think you will be asking me about where I found your e-mail
    I found your e-mail in the adress book in the internet, the name of
    website I don't remember and decided write to you
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    'She' sent me the pictures attached to this post. What should I reply with? I want to drag this one out!
    SEMrush
     

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  2. iPod

    iPod Notable Member

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    #2
    Lol. That's funny ;)

    Ask her to bring some bottles of vodka from Russia ;)

    She is getting too romantic

    If you think she is cool/hot and you want to continue dragging this so called affair, just send her a kiss ;) and she is all yours. Don't worry, you can't spoil it. She is in love with ya :D
     
    iPod, Aug 29, 2006 IP
  3. ramakrishna p

    ramakrishna p Notable Member

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    #3
    Interesting story!...Do not know what to suggest. On internet I only believe DP members. Frankcow Are you married?
     
    ramakrishna p, Aug 29, 2006 IP
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    Twist in the story ;)
    Are you married???? :eek:
     
    iPod, Aug 29, 2006 IP
  5. frankcow

    frankcow Well-Known Member

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    #5
    I am married. I didn't mean I want to drag the realtionship on, I mean that I want to lead this spammer on, make them think they're gonna get something out of me

    It's not real, this is a scam just so you know!!!
     
    frankcow, Aug 29, 2006 IP
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    sundaybrew Numerati

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    #6
    Ask her if she can bring some friends that like to get wild.....:)
     
    sundaybrew, Aug 29, 2006 IP
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    DomainMagnate Illustrious Member

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    TatiAnA Active Member

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    #8
    She's so damn pretty....geeeee, lucky you ;)
     
    TatiAnA, Aug 29, 2006 IP
  9. britishguy

    britishguy Prominent Member

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    #9
    Oh don't think too hard I am sure if you send her an

    ATM Platinum AMEX Card

    with no limits that she will not bother you anymore!
     
    britishguy, Aug 29, 2006 IP
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    mightyb Banned

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    I can translate whatever you want to send her into Russian. Should be fun :D
     
    mightyb, Aug 29, 2006 IP
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    cormac Peon

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    #11
    What a cheat she has been sending emails to my company address too but her English seems to be better in your email.
     
    cormac, Aug 29, 2006 IP
  12. iPod

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    iPod, Aug 29, 2006 IP
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    mightyb Banned

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    [​IMG]

    Ah the chicks from Viagra (band name) are HAAAAT!
     
    mightyb, Aug 30, 2006 IP
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    DomainMagnate Illustrious Member

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    DUDE, viagra (errmm the group) rocks!!
    i don't know any of their songs, but I'm sure I've seen a lot :p

    fuck! you don't need any viagra with these girls :p
     
    DomainMagnate, Aug 30, 2006 IP
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    I told you i was growing of age pretty soon :D

    Thanks to the DP community [​IMG]
     
    iPod, Aug 30, 2006 IP
  16. frankcow

    frankcow Well-Known Member

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    #16
    wait a sec, it wasn't you who sent me the email was it? You don't happen to live in Russia do you ;)
     
    frankcow, Aug 30, 2006 IP
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    TatiAnA Active Member

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    Oh, yea very true. I got your point britishguy...gee you gotta be careful with her.
     
    TatiAnA, Aug 30, 2006 IP
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    ash1 Active Member

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    #18
    its probably a 40 year old man perv behind the computer coming to meet u :)
     
    ash1, Aug 30, 2006 IP
  19. frankcow

    frankcow Well-Known Member

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    I traced his IP, hacked his computer, and got a shot of him with his own webcam:
    [​IMG]
     
    frankcow, Aug 30, 2006 IP
  20. DeniseJ

    DeniseJ Live, Laugh, Love

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    #20
    I am severely... SEVERELY disturbed from this thread because of the picture above me.
     
    DeniseJ, Aug 30, 2006 IP