I asked God...

I asked God to take away my habit.
God said, No.
It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.

I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.
God said, No.
His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary

I asked God to grant me patience.
God said, No.
Patience is a byproduct of tribulations; it isn't granted, it is learned.

I asked God to give me happiness.
God said, No.
I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you.

I asked God to spare me pain.
God said, No.
Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me.

I asked God to make my spirit grow.
God said, No.
You must grow on your own! But I will prune you to make you fruitful.

I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life.
God said, No.
I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things.

I ask God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me.
God said...Ahhhh, finally you have the idea. 

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i asked god for a new bike... he said no.
So i stole one and asked for forgiveness.

 

i asked god
r u real?
he said no

 

JESUS: PLEASE SAVE ME

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from your followers!

 

did he answer you back?

 

New commercial slogan:

God - promising the world and giving you nothing.

 

i asked god
r u married?
god said
u knw i m single from eternity............

 

I asked god for a dog, he made me dyslexic.

 

I gotta say, that's probably one of the best threads I've seen in this crap hole portion of this forum in a long time. Someone must have been asking God for it.

Thanks!!!

 

LOL ....

Good one buddy!

WoW ! Nice to see some one who understands things ...

 

That hilarious man

 

Why is it that when you talk to God, it's called praying, but when God talks to you, it's called schizophrenia?

 

This thread is a good one guys! It just made my day.

 

That's cool.

The only thing I would say different is the fruit of the Spirit comes by faith, (things like patience, etc.), Galatians 3 but anyways very good.

Take care.