Selling I am the DANGEROUS mailer

Discussion in 'Services' started by jasonwolfe, Sep 10, 2012.

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    I am the
    DANGEROUS MAILER.
    Use Me With Caution.

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    I am so powerful and expert that I will send your BULK EMAILS into the RECIPIENT'S INBOX.

    I AMWHITE LISTED WORLDWIDE ANDEVERY EMAIL PROVIDER GMAIL, YAHOO, AOL, HOTMAIL,YOU NAME IT, GIVES MEPRESIDENTIAL VIP TREATMENTON THEIR SERVERS.
    Aweber, Getresponse, Mailchimp, this, that, and all of those that's, I have killed them all - 20 of them.
    People are leaving them. Thousands are lining up and buying me. I am feeling very proud.
    I am very busy sending BULK EMAILS worldwide for my customers because of which I have no time to waste my time nor your time.


    So please listen carefully. You don't have a second to breathe here. You have to buy me within 30 minutes or never. This is how my father has programmed me. You can see the TIMER following you on left side. If you do not click the buy now button till the timer runs out, then good bye forever. I will feel that I am no good and will not bother you again. I will spit on myself thinking that I am of no use for my beloved friend.






    I am The All New DANGEROUS MAILER.






    Within seconds I fly from Japan to America, China to Brazil, this country to that country with just one work and that's the delivery of emails of my customers.

    I have no time to sleep, if my FATHER configures me and THROTTLES me to send 1 email per 1 second. At one moment I am in an American server and the next moment I am in an European server, sweeping/flying all the day country to country via the INTERNET CABLES spread across the world and under the sea.

    You cannot see me. But I can see all servers. You click SUBMIT and within a millisecond, I reach the destination and come back to you. I am your servant. You can order me to send an email to a HOTMAIL user, or to a YAHOO user or any email address.

    I am super fast. You can keep 20,000 - 100,000 leads on my head and can click SEND. No problem sir, I will take your message, I will search the server of first email address in the list and once found I will lock the target, I will sweep the wires from city to state to country and will reach the destination server, will deliver the email in INBOX and will come back to you within a second and will then take the 2nd email address in the list, will search it in my radar and deliver the message and come back to you and so on and so on.


    You can see me LIVE ON YOUR PC while I do the work, while I fly country to country. I will report you once I reach back to you and will tell you if I was successful in delivering the email or not. I will keep reporting you one after another until I send all your bulk emails.

    Its fun to fly from country to country, sweeping across wires with no one to block me, no one to abuse me but instead everyone present to welcome me.


    Yes - I am The Most Dangerous, The Most Explosive And The Most Astonishing BULK MAILER To Set You Free From Your Hopeless Monthly $19.95 Subscriptions And Rocket Your Income To Record Levels All Immediately Starting
    Right Now.

    At one moment I enter into Google's server at The Dallas, Oregon; the other moment at Atlanta, Georgia; some times at Reston, Virginia; and always every 30 minutes to Moncks Corner, South Carolina.


    In Europe, the largest known Google's servers are in Eemshaven/Groningen in the Netherlands, and some are in Belgium and at all those places I get a VIP welcome.

    I am also frequent traveler to Google's Oceania Data Centre located in Sydney, Australia.

    No choice, gmail.com users are hosted at various separate servers and not in just one location.


    I am your new beloved friend.

    I am The All New DANGEROUS MAILER.

    Date of birth - 16 Aug 2012
    At any moment, I am 10,000 years younger than you, because for me your 100 seconds is equivalent to 1 second. I am very fast and powerful.
    I have met the GODS and have stayed with them. I have seen the HEAVEN and the HELL as well. I could do that because my FATHER has implanted in me, the fastest processing brain because of which I can travel from one place to another very fast.

    Listen to me carefully and remember me forever.
    I will give you real $0.10 - $2 absolutely free instantly in your PAYPAL Account if you hear my tale till end. After listening my tale you just have to fill the form listed down below to get the payment. It's absolutely free. Keep it with you if you want to, but I don't think you will.



    Who and What Am I ?
    I am very small. I am only 1.9 MB.
    But I am very powerful. I am very strong.
    I will make your "EMAIL PROMOTIONS" explode.
    I will blast your emails on the internet like wildfire.
    I will not rest. I will work for you DAY AND NIGHT - 24/7.




    I will FORCE your contacts to OPEN and READ your emails.
    I will make YOU - Yes, I will make YOU very rich.





    I am an ONLINE HOSTED MAN to send BULK EMAILS. I have the strength of 1600 MEN so far, who are using me and are ready to vouch me and back me up. I am the DANGEROUS MAILER. You can use me from any pc with an internet connection. All the BULK EMAILS are sent via my Father's IP and SERVERS. No BULK EMAILS will be sent from your PC, or your ISP.

    I am the only solution for your BULK EMAILING needs, Once and for ALL. Listen me carefully and remember me forever.


    I can keep 20,000 to 100,000 emails on my head and I can keep delivering one email every 1 seconds until I send them all.

    If you want, you can screw me up and make me to send one email every 4 seconds, 5 seconds or 30 seconds as you wish.
    I suggest that you set me at 1 email every 10 seconds so that in one hour, I will send some 360 emails. I will sleep for 10 seconds and I will then wake up and deliver one email and then I will sleep again for 10 seconds and so on, till I finish sending all of your emails.
    I don't need 8 hours of sleep like you
    I will keep showing you, how many emails are present on my head and how many are sent. You just switch me on and then you can take rest.
    I can run for hours and days together with only one job and that is to send your emails.




    I can understand and can keep your lists on my head only if your lists are in either PLAIN TEXT or CSV format.
    A PLAIN TEXT format is a one in which a single email address is present on each line one below another like below
    abcd@gmail.com
    1234@gmail.com
    something@gmail.com
    A CSV format is a one, in which, in addition to email address, multiple fields of recipient is present separated by comma. So a CSV file will look like below
    John,usa,14024477349,abcd@gmail.com
    Emily,canada,18457845781,1234@gmail.com
    Vince conti,united kingdom,447642587462,something@gmail.com




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    I can deliver both PLAIN TEXT and HTML emails. Select PLAIN, and write your message if you wish to send in plain text else select HTML and then paste the html code. However, I recommend that you always use PLAIN TEXT format whilst sending promotional offers.



    I can send attachments. Just browse the file you wish to attach and put it on my head. No matter what's the weight, I will carry it along with me while delivering. However, do not email letters that contain large files, video files or any extraneous data. The ideal size for an email message should be under 10k in size. This is a basic courtesy only.


    I can PERSONALIZE the emails with recipient's name, email etc if you upload a CSV list having those details. If you type %Name% or %Email% in your message, then while sending emails, I will replace those placeholders with recipient's exact name and email. I can send PERSONALIZED EMAILS to your contacts without making any mistake.



    I can send an unique UNSUBSCRIPTION link in each of the email messages you send. Recipients can click the same and will get unsubscribed from your future emails. You will see a real time count of all unsubscribed recipients, with date and time of unsubscription. You can optionally download the list of unsubscribers. Whenever you send any future emails, no emails will be sent to these unsubscribers.
    However, this is optional. I will include the UNSUBSCRIPTION link in outgoing emails only if you have checked the option "Do you want to include the UNSUBSCRIBE LINK ?". If you do not check that option while sending, then I wont include an unsubscription link. My father programmed me like this, because if you are sending emails to your favorite customers list, then not including an unsubscription link is better.


    I will include your Name, Address in the footer of each email sent. However, this is optional. I will include this info in outgoing emails only if you have checked the option "Do you want to include your Name, Address in the footer of each email sent ?".


    I am also equipped with a feature by which you can utilize any EXTERNAL SMTP SERVER (to which you have access) and can route the emails to be delivered via that server. Once selected, emails will get delivered from your SMTP server instead of my Father's servers. My FATHER will not deduct any credits from your CREDITS BALANCE, when you have selected this feature. Thus you can route the emails to be delivered via YOUR SERVER or any third party server or even via servers of GMAIL, YAHOO etc whosoever provides POP/IMAP access.


    I am 100% CAN SPAM ACT - 2003 compliant.
    a) The emails sent by me will always have full real genuine headers.
    b) Recipients will always be offered and Honored with a means of removal from your mailings.
    c) From and Reply to email address will always be real and valid and will never be forged.
    d) Each recipient will be able to see the real Name, Address of sender.


    I am equipped with a sophisticated powerful detection system to track Invalid, Non-Deliverable, Bouncing Email Addresses. This technology is not at all present anywhere in this world. Thanks to my father for programming me like that.
    Before actually sending any email, I secretly enter into the recipient's email server and check if the recipient actually exists/resides there or not. If he exists, I send the email else I abort the sending.
    For example if you try to send an email to say "a4218765641@gmail.com" (not real), I first shakes hand with Gmail.com and asks the security guards present on those servers "Hey! is there anyone with "a4218765641@gmail.com" on your servers." Since I get a VIP treatment at GOOGLE, the security guards quickly check up their servers and then stands up, salutes me, and then tell me.. NO SIR - there is no such user here.
    Thus even before actually sending any email, I come to know this. No matter how many times I ask the security guards of GOOGLE, they are always there to inform me.

    Why is this important?
    If I really send up any email to "a4218765641@gmail.com" i.e. to invalid, non-deliverable email addresses, then the workers at GOOGLE SERVERS gets annoyed because they will have to do an extra work of taking that email message and bouncing it back on my face. They really don't want to bounce and that is a big headache for them.
    If anyone keeps sending messages to the invalid, non existing, non-deliverable users of gmail.com then GOOGLE's OWNER Larry Page and Sergey Brin will have to deploy several Security Guards / Postmasters whose job is just to bounce back messages to senders. This in turn leads to more expense for Larry Page and Sergey Brin because this also chokes their internet bandwidth.
    So what they usually do is hire few AK47 guys and deploy them at the server door and as soon as these guys gets orders from inside postmasters, they then starts firing on the senders rampantly and bans the senders IP.
    So once you start sending many bounces, what happens is no matter how many email you sends again to GMAIL users, all of them lands in spam or outright trashed at their gates.
    Since my father is having this bounce detection technology with him and since he has loaded this in my brain, I never send any emails to Invalid, Non deliverable, BOUNCING addresses to GOOGLE or to any other servers.

    Because of this I am always welcome at GMAIL, AOL, HOTMAIL, several ISP's and hundreds of others Email Providers out there.

    However there is one sad part. Yahoo's Security Guards are very tight. They do not allow me to ask their POSTMASTER whether a user exists or not. They always reply YES but I know that's lie. So this powerful technology of mine is not holding good with YAHOO. If you are a strong guy, with thick muscles then will you come with me and beat those security guards of YAHOO and mend them our way. ?
    Just kidding..
    Anyway, my father is working in his laboratory day and night and is coding me so that YAHOO security guards also respects me and shakes hand with me and replies me whatever I ask them whenever I want.

    So not sending any emails to invalid, non deliverable, non existing, bouncing email addresses is the thumb of rule for my white listed ALWAYS INBOX delivery.
    Secondly I do store all bounced email addresses in my powerful 1.5TB hard disk. So today after you buy me and tries to send a email to a non deliverable, non existent email say ", then I first check in my memory, whether the email had ever got bounced in the past or not. If yes, I don't allow you nor any other buyer of me to send any email message to ".

    Thus I check whether a email message will bounce beforehand by my powerful technology and if I feel it will bounce, then I don't send any email message to that recipient and also stores that recipient email address in my hard disk so that no future buyer of me can send message to that recipient.
    That's a double brain work. Sending no bounces + recording all bounces if any.

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    Hey, friend I will do it for you.

    I can come instantly on your PC.

    I will be with you on your PC.

    I want to serve you.

    I am The All New DANGEROUS MAILER.
    Thousands are lining up, buying me and using me. I am feeling very proud.


    So Will You ?

    Will you make me your friend ?

    Will you want me to be with you ?
    I will be your slave. You can keep loading emails on my head and I will keep sending them for you. Where in the world can you get a person like me who can send 86,400 EMAILS per day direct in recipient's INBOX.

    If you do not like me after buying, you can discard and abandon me. You can throw me out, get the refund from my father and need not ever pay again.

    If you do not ORDER ME now, then I will not come to you, I will think I am small and I am nothing and thus I will miss you. I really want to serve you - believe me.


    I am very small.
    I am just 1.9MB in size.
    I am The All New DANGEROUS MAILER.
    Learn More Here:
    dangerousmailer.com/cas718
     
    jasonwolfe, Sep 10, 2012 IP
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