I am helping the Florida Attorney General

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by carl_in_florida, Mar 26, 2007.

  1. #1
    The Florida attorney general has asked me to help in this investigation. As his rep I will need everyone who reads this to do the following:

    1. Immediately stop promoting and selling ringtones
    2. Send me all details of your ringtone campaigns including
    a. Keyword lists
    b. Optimal max bid for each keyword based on campaign
    c. Optimal ad copy for each campaign
    d. Optimal landing page for each.

    Since we know this will be a burden to the average affiliate marketer, you will only be required to send the information for any campaign that had a ROI of 3:1 or greater.
     
    carl_in_florida, Mar 26, 2007 IP
  2. ahkip

    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #2
    for what reason?
     
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  3. rcj662

    rcj662 Guest

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    So he can make a site that erns that much money.
     
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  4. KGL

    KGL Peon

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    #4
    you ain't slick.

    9th commandment: Thou shall not lie.
     
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    nessie Active Member

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    Where should we send this information :D To attorney general or his rep?
     
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  6. carl_in_florida

    carl_in_florida Active Member

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    He is far to busy. You should send it directly to me.

    I also forgot about CPanel login info for said domains.

    ;)
     
    carl_in_florida, Mar 26, 2007 IP
  7. jayleishman

    jayleishman Peon

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    Ya let me send it to you after i let my buddy dip a broom stick in honey and then dip it into charred glass..... then stick it up my.......

    nice try buddy.....
     
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  8. carl_in_florida

    carl_in_florida Active Member

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    YIKES! Did you register on DP just to put that? That's quite the first post.

    lol
     
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  9. tomred

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    #9
    I just got an email from President Bush requesting the same details.

    Just PM me the details, your country salutes you.
     
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    lazyleo Well-Known Member

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    lol lets see how many people will fall for this :D
     
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  11. nessie

    nessie Active Member

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    ssssshhhhhhhh keep quiet :D
     
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  12. DXL

    DXL Peon

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    #12
    It would be more likely if you didn't ask for info on campaigns with at least 200% ROI.
    Lame scamming copycat.
     
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  13. carl_in_florida

    carl_in_florida Active Member

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    Update: We no longer need you to stop your campaigns.

    Just send us your affiliate links and we will give you a replacement link.

    thanks for supporting our war on terror. (the terror of my poverty)

    Carl
     
    carl_in_florida, Mar 26, 2007 IP
  14. dnahosting

    dnahosting Active Member

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    wow, didnt think the ringtone thing was that serious of a matter.
    email sent with details
     
    dnahosting, Mar 26, 2007 IP
  15. carl_in_florida

    carl_in_florida Active Member

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    Excellent, your info will be returned within 5 years. Please do not log onto the internet again until that time.
     
    carl_in_florida, Mar 26, 2007 IP
  16. publicidadpixelada

    publicidadpixelada Peon

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    #16
    This is the lamest thread I've read in a while
     
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  17. Gnet

    Gnet Peon

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    #17
    Dude.....wow....simply....wow...

    quite a scam lol
     
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  18. dnahosting

    dnahosting Active Member

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    scam what are you talkin about, have you not heard about the lawsuits etc surrounding the ringtone spam thing? jeez guys send carl your info so he can get it to the F.A.G. A.S.A.P.
    lol
    an oops sorry carl i logged on to the internet after you told me not to, had to, to read what you wrote...lol
     
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  19. GADOOD

    GADOOD Peon

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    #19
    This is funny! I thought it was serious and got a little angry 'til I got to step 2.. then I laughed. :)

    Pete
     
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  20. sawz

    sawz Prominent Member

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    #20
    awesome work carl, i'll send you what you need as soon as you send me:
    1. your social security number
    2. your mom's maiden name
    3. your dob
    4. and your first born child

    :D
     
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