Recently a shop was opened where women can choose and buy husbands for themselves. At the entrance a set of rules of the store hangs, reading as follows: 1. You can visit the store ONLY ONCE. 2. The store has 6 floors, the quality of men increases with the increase ofordinal numbers of the floors. 3. You can either choose any man on any floor or climb to the top floor. 4. You are not allowed to return to the lower floor. One woman decided to visit that very "Shop of husbands" to find a life partner for her. After reading the signboard at the entrance to the first floor: "Men who have job" - she immediately goes to the second floor. Signboard on the second floor: "Men who have job and loving children." Woman goes to third. Signboard on the third floor: "Men who have job, loving children and unusually beautiful." "Wow! That's awesome!" - the woman thought, but still went to the fourth floor. Signboard on the fourth floor: "Men who have job, loving children, of dazzling beauty and helping their wives in the house." "Unbelievable!" - the woman exclaimed. "I am very difficult to resist!" But saying so she is still rising on the fifth floor. Signboard on the fifth floor: "Men who have job, loving children, of dazzling beauty, helping their wives in the house, and very romantic." A woman wanted very much to stay on this floor and to choose a man for her, but breaking herself, went to the last floor. And on the sixth floor, she reads in the signboard such lines: "You are on this floor as the visitor â„– 31 456 012, there are no men, this floor is only to prove that it is impossible to satisfy a woman. Thank you for visiting our shop!" And directly against the "Shop of wives" was opened. On the first floor there were women who love to have sex. On the second: rich women, loving to have sex. We do not know what the women were upstairs: nobody had climbed overthere. Never once!
Certainly. Because there are five things (demerits) the woman can not rid of: First demerit. The woman does not know what she wants. Never. At any moment. Neither in trifles(which a dress to take - that reddish or this with a discount?), nor in global affairs (to marry Pete or take vacation in August). The woman is not guessing her secret desires. Because there is a big gap between what is imposed by a gloss and what she really needs. Second demerit. The woman thinks that she knows what she wants. A woman needs happiness. These words are spoken by her. But if you ask her: "What is your happiness?" - she will immediately efface herself. Well, she will say: a man ... money ... beauty ... But the man - this is not only the serenades under the moon, but also shirts, kitchen and soccer. Money - this is what is always lacked. A beauty - is what the others will have still more. And, when a woman receives either one or all ingredients of her imaginary happiness together, she feels cheated. Because - "not the case" and "not that". Third demerit. Woman is suggestible. When a competent approach is you can put anything in her head. And she will sincerely believe it. Then try to impress upon her something back - she will believe it again. In other words, a woman has not her view and her principles. And an unscrupulous person is a dangerous partner. Despite the seemingly all pluses. Fourth demerit. The woman feels a privileged person. And trying to sit on two chairs. A woman wants to have at her disposal all the pluses of Modern possession of equal rights and the chivalrous relations simultaneously. At home it is expressed this way: she wants to receive flowers from you, recognition and irrefutable evidence of your attitude to her, but does not want to wash your socks and cook for you. And you just try to indicate it! She will immediately explain to you how far from proud rank of the Man you are! Fifth demerit. The woman believes she has the right to refashion you. Under her own ideal, the ideal of neighbor, colleagues, her former, her father. You do not know how to sleep well, how to eat, to talk, to make court to her, to say compliments and to regulate your life. And be assured - she would make titanic efforts to destroy your weaknesses! You are so far from perfectness, so negligible, that simply obliged to kiss her legs day and night and thank her enthusiastically. And if you do not understand this, you - complete nonentity and loser. P.S. It is understandable that not all women are equal. Some of them have more beautiful breasts.