Hunter Shot by Cheney Has Heart Attack

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  1. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #61
    Myself? I don't care.... There are bigger things than this to worry about in the world at the moment.
     
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  2. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #62
    It's nothing new!!!

    Remember when Clinton got a BJ? ;)
     
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  3. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #63
    To buy time to keep the press out of it until his health was attended to.
    I suppose 14 hours is better than 3 days, which is how long the Kennedy's waited until they notified someone about a rotting submerged corpse in a car.
     
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  4. yfs1

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    #64
    If he would have gotten it out in some farmers field from an 80 year old man I would have felt the same way
     
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  5. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #65
    Are you surprised? It was either that or admit that it was attempted homicide :eek:
     
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  6. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #66
    Are you ten years old?

    Just wondering...'cause that's the kind of stuff I would tell my parents when I got in trouble. "Yeah, Mom but Billy did it first!"
     
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  7. noppid

    noppid gunnin' for the quota

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    #67
    Remember, this is the same guy that asserted it's the other hunter's responsibility not to get shot as opposed to if you don't know your target, you don't pull the trigger.

    Shit, even Cheny himself admitted. He pulled the trigger. It was his responsibilty to have done so safely.
     
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  8. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #68
    I wasn't talking about Cheney. I was referring to mia's (Cheney wannabe) comments about Ted Kennedy.
     
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  9. yfs1

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    #69
    I was thinking Cheney might have stumbled across the solution to the looming social security crisis. If every american takes an old man/woman out hunting with them, the problem could be solved in a matter of weeks
     
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  10. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #70
    If you pull the trigger, and do it correctly, something is going to get at least wounded. Otherwise, what's the point? :eek:

    I think there's more to this story than we yet know. One possibility is the "dance for me bitch" theory mentioned previously. Another is the Kevorkian effect. A third is that the so-called "victim" was singing Barry Manilow songs and refused to stop when asked politely.

    I'm open to the possibility that there may be more plausible scenarios.

    <edit after reading the Schlongmaster's comment above>And of course there's the Homer Simpson theory I previously noted</edit>
     
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  11. yfs1

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    #71
    Maybe the old man smelled and Cheney figured he would give him some "air holes" before the long ride home
     
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    #72
    He was released (from what I had read) with an estimated 50-200 pellets in his body. The one that made it to his heart sent him in with a heart attack. The point being this was more than a papercut.


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  13. noppid

    noppid gunnin' for the quota

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    #73
    So was I! ;)
     
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  14. yfs1

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    #74
    Is this the account that you read?
     
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  15. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #75
    :confused:

    What kind of an estimate is that? Why not just say "somewhere between 1 and a gazillion is our best guess"... :rolleyes:
     
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  16. yfs1

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    #76
    In all fairness, Their gestation cycle is around 48 hours
     
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  17. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #77

    Gotcha! I didn't understand it the first time I read it.

    mia is a Bush/Cheney asslicker! Little does he know, they don't give a crap about him.

    Poor fella! :(
     
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    #78
    Lol, euthanasia via birdshot? Ouch. "Dick, just bring me out back and put me out of mah misery, like old Yeller. If you've ever been a friend to me at all, do me this one favor..."
     
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  19. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #79
    I don't think anyone would called the (alleged) victim euthful.
     
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  20. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #80
    Just putting things into perspective.

    Sorry, never said that..


    This is a moderator...? Yikes...
     
    Mia, Feb 16, 2006 IP