Welcome. As a Texican...Can you please tell me if I came to Texas and did one of the following 3, would I be arrested?!?!? *It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. *In Texas You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. *In Texas It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
1)No. You can take an entire beer bong while standing upside down as a matter of fact. 2)No, but we can "play house" if you want. 3)subsitute the word wife for cow and you are correct. Hodgedup - Bringing you Texas Law