I know this may seem perverted but it is something that has bugging me for a while. So I am going to ask it. How does put up with ones spouses smelly farts?
I don't have a wife yet but I guess you put up with it the same way you put up with your family members farts
Yeah but you live with them from since you were born. So the smell is programmed. But a new person? Seems difficult. What about your GFs?
My wife rarely farts... in fact, i've been with her for 10 years and have maybe only heard one a few times. She never farted while dating.
my wife farted long time ago and next day i saw poop stane on her underware hanging on the pole.... lolololol..... hehehehehe....
I know females somehow are able to put up with male farts but as a male I find it soooo difficult. Wonder what will happen when I get married?
this really sucks, i'm so happy that I never heard it from my GF's and I used to believe that they are farting with perfumes
My goodness I must be mad. I am the only one who thinks of these things. I am going to sleep. I think I need a medical checkup tommorow. Good bye.
I work at Zoo...When female tiger farts her 'husband' farts with stronger sound...But there're animals...When your girl fart,pretend you're a male tiger and make it stronger...
Make a joke about it and laugh it off with your wife (all the while trying desperately not to die of asphyxiation) The smell is inversely proportional to the sound of the fart - in other words the loud ones are just a lot of hot air but, the silent ones are capable of clearing out aisles in a supermarket.
actually i dont have a wife, so i dont know about wife's uhmmm...... i know only about girl friend's uhmmm.... it is different for every one...
this thread is really interesting one i was laughing all the time while reading all your replies and mine ans is that i didn't noticed ever before but i will from now !