How would you prefer your WIFE/HUBBY to be?

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  1. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    #21
    {LMAO}

    But the thread title is; How would you prefer your WIFE/HUBBY to be? Aren't those pictures what you'd want in a hubby?
     
    MELLA, Jul 26, 2005 IP
  2. YoByte

    YoByte Guest

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    #22
    Hey Mella, I meant the pictures were disgusting and could have been avoided...
     
    YoByte, Jul 26, 2005 IP
  3. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    #23
    I know i'm only joking.

    I find them as utterly repulsive as the next person. But he paste's them in loads of topics, at every opportunity. He cant and wont stop. I was trying the reverse physcology approach as he seems to hate compliments. But alas, it obviously didn't work.

    I'm telling daddy! :( (shawn)
     
    MELLA, Jul 26, 2005 IP
  4. digitalpoint

    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    #24
    Nice... I even have her calling me "daddy" now. hah
     
    digitalpoint, Jul 26, 2005 IP
  5. gworld

    gworld Prominent Member

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    #25
    Girl Prayer:

    Lord,
    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who's willy is thick and long.
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
    I pray that he is gainfully employed,
    And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my
    behind?"
    One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
    In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And never attempt to shag my best friend.
    Amen.
    ----------------------------------------------

    Boy Prayer:

    Lord,
    I pray for a nympho with huge boobs
    who owns a beer store.
    Amen
    :D
     
    gworld, Jul 26, 2005 IP
  6. YoByte

    YoByte Guest

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    #26
    Well said, gworld
     
    YoByte, Jul 26, 2005 IP
  7. Colleen

    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    #27
    I'd prefer and demand him to be respectful of me. I've been through my share of abuse and won't ever go through that again. :) And I don't want a hubby, I will not ever marry. Boyfriend is good enough for me.
     
    Colleen, Jul 26, 2005 IP
  8. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #28
    If that ever becomes true, make this your avatar for just ONE day!!!! (I can shrink it more.) Then I might believe u!!!!

    [​IMG]

    Thank you! That's how it's supposed to be!!!! :D:D:D

    But, but, but...!!! I take it you havn't been here very long. Search through the virgin/viagra threads!!!! And there MIGHT be some chick out there that does want some one that looks like the humans in those pictures as a husband!!!
     
    Nintendo, Jul 26, 2005 IP
  9. Jimdigi

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    #29
    Someone I love and who will love me for the rest of our lives.
     
    Jimdigi, Jul 27, 2005 IP
  10. HomeOfficeVoice

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    #30
    There's someone called Angelina Jolie out there. Yep, I'll settle for that ... oops, I'm already married :p
     
    HomeOfficeVoice, Jul 28, 2005 IP
  11. BumbleBeeTuna

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    #31
    Awwwww thats evil lol

    I think its best that she doesn't see that :S lol
     
    BumbleBeeTuna, Apr 18, 2007 IP