How would you Die? Apparently Accurate

1st: At age 23 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

5 years to live I guess better enjoy it

2nd: At age 24 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

3rd: At age 43 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

 

At age 45 you will choke on a piece of steak.


funny..and stupid prediction

 

At age 66 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

 

At age 49 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

LOOOOL

 

At age 73 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

 

At age 34 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

 

This actually could be true. I already sleep 14 hours a day...

At age 36 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

 

im going to die at age 46 while playing video games..

 

At age 34 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

 

ha ha ha hah a, Thatz the best i think,

 

Eumm, didn't you hear about my secret powers? I am bulletproof cupid

 

At age 44 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM

What is Robitussin DM? Hopefully it will make it less painful

 

It's cough medicine! You'd have to drink a lot of it for it to make things less painful... Better drink it with some whisky!

 

At age 31 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

:/

 

At age 69 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

.... My this be not true...

 

At age 63 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

It's original

 

...then I'll a ghost that haunt that website owner....

 

At age 58 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.



hahahaha

 

Only 17 years more to go... What the heck !
I don't wanna die that early.

-Shadab.

 

LOL
i remember one i did years ago said i would die from a squirrel bite ....and at the time i would feed like 5 squirrels every day before school.(they like peanuts)


This one said :
At age 60 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

Just one thing ....What i am doing fighting a war at 60 years old?


,Bob