It seems each one's life is recorded (video??) to minute details and when you arrive in heaven you are made to go though the record of your own life, now that would be very boring! What do you guys think?
watching too many movies, eh? read Dante's Paraiso...by the way, that movie Defending your life was cute
It get's worse, the video is on laserdisc and the audio on 8-track. There's all background music of the Irish Rovers singing 'Wasn't that a party'.
I'm going to find Paul, and the other authors of the NT...then we are going to the local pub to have some beer and talk about what they meant in regards to certain parts of their writings.
Hmmmm, since i dont drink beer on earth maybe ill be drinking beer in heaven. If i make it there lol. Seriously i would spend it exploring all things and being with the people i love, but i would be very disappointed if there isnt any scottish bagpipe music playing before the entrance(my favorite music)
These is no heaven. When you die, lights out, nothing more. Humanity, all life for that matter, will be of no significance in Cosmic history. Just a brief unimaginably remote flash. A short lived fungus on a grain of sand in a vast, lifeless desert. Completely meaningless in the the big picture whatever that turns out to be.
I will whore my life's tape on DP or maybe make a digg thread to get traffic to my heavenly sites. Any takers ?
Which one? If it's the muslim heaven well, everyone should know what I'll be doing because from what I hear... they got ho's.
Then I will make hundreds of DVDs of your actions in heaven and become rich Just wondering number of muslims is more than 100 crores, so where will Allah get 7200 crore virgins for them?
And what if your whole life tape is shown in front of your family members... lol... things would go really embarassing.... imagine yourself...whacking off..
I make sure I sin a lot so it's a short video. It'll probably just me being born, a black screen and then me dying. Thank God he can forgive and forget.
Apart from the obvious - praising God and Jesus - getting to know Jesus face to face, exploring the new world, the new Jerusalem with streets of gold and all those sort of amazing things. I'd like to do some gardening, learn some musical instruments, have the time to make lots and lots of friends, built things, learn new skills, maybe explore the universe, learn some physics, chemistry, real history - Truth as it really exists and not as we currently think it exists. Joining in some feasts, parties, socializing, etc. Hopefully meet some of my ancestors. Going swimming. Exercising without feeling pain. Playing with all the different animals. Have a pet loin or tiger. Learning what real living is! You?
I find that REALLY ironic you actually had that sentence in there while talking about a magical place called heaven that you've never seen but think it exists. Just saying...