" DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad, His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!" "Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button." "Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!
great joke i wonder what would bill gates answer to " DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" he would say: well son...our windows got infected LOL
Cool joke, i think already heard that. But still thats cool joke... you stupid just posted for padposting.
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS." lol Classic.
What about Steve Jobs....... "Daddy, how was I born.. he would say, "well son, I was listening to itunes when the iphone vibrated... and suddenly, without advance warning....you were downloaded...!"