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How to ruin a web site

Discussion in 'HTML & Website Design' started by nfd2005, May 27, 2008.

  1. RedSoul

    RedSoul Peon

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    #41
    Make it look like myspace.
    SEMrush
     
    RedSoul, May 29, 2008 IP
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  2. Luci

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    #42
    coloured scrollbars!!!11oneone
     
    Luci, May 29, 2008 IP
  3. FaiNT15

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    #43
    Have a picture of your favourite thing as a background. so in places its really hard to read the text
     
    FaiNT15, May 29, 2008 IP
  4. nfd2005

    nfd2005 Peon

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    #44
    Ok I've got 50!

    Thanks to all that have contributed.

    The post will be published on June 2nd.
     
    nfd2005, May 29, 2008 IP
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    Korrupt Well-Known Member

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    #45
    put a thousand popups...earn even if your site gets a couple of hits everyday
     
    Korrupt, May 29, 2008 IP
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    BlogSalesman Well-Known Member

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    #46
    Do this, but resize and when the user tries to move into the browser, move it around their screen. That is always fun.
     
    BlogSalesman, May 29, 2008 IP
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    sar420 Notable Member

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    #47
    Make sure it reaches the front page of digg. And then make sure u treat us all :D
     
    sar420, May 29, 2008 IP
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    Ulquiorra Peon

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    #48
    I wonder if that would actually work...
     
    Ulquiorra, May 29, 2008 IP
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    henryhavoc Banned

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    #49
    Naw, most all agencies cap it at 1 view per IP per day.
     
    henryhavoc, May 29, 2008 IP
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    #50
    What about joining thousand popup ad companies and putting each ones ad there?
     
    RedSoul, May 29, 2008 IP
  11. Trusted Writer

    Trusted Writer Banned

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    #51
    Try to modify/editing a PHP file without knowlege, that will not only ruin a website but may cause server downtime if you mess the code up.
     
    Trusted Writer, May 29, 2008 IP
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    #52
    Make it as stable as myspace. :D
     
    zerk, May 29, 2008 IP
  13. mdvaden

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    #53
    That's the one I've seen often in the Lawn / Landscape industry.

    And the site owners don't give a hoot, because they figure if they can see exactly where the inconspicuous doo-dad is, everybody else must see it too.
     
    mdvaden, May 30, 2008 IP
  14. FaiNT15

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    #54
    Force me to “enter"
     
    FaiNT15, May 30, 2008 IP
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    Trusted Writer Banned

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    #55
    True, another annoyance is being unable to use your back button because automatic refreshing tags try to keep you on site.
     
    Trusted Writer, May 30, 2008 IP
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    #56
    - Over-use of Flash
    - Background music
     
    RunningKik, May 31, 2008 IP
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    #57
    haha...sounds like a blast from 1997 with everyone having shitty .midi files playing on their geocities and angelfire hosted pages.
     
    Mikesblank, May 31, 2008 IP
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    #58
    have some silly things follwing your mouse cursor whereever you move it.
     
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    #59
    Javascript snow effects during the Christmas period :D
     
    data_lore, Jun 1, 2008 IP
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    #60
    You can also insert few hundreds (even thousands) of pop ups which leads to streaming of your .avi movies :D
     
    locomotion, Jun 1, 2008 IP