1) Hire a nice sailing boat 2) Pack a nice lunch and couple of bottles of a good wine 3) Take a sexy girl with you 4) Stop for lunch, eat good food and drink wine 5) Everything is good, great day under the sun, get happy when she takes off her top, so she can sun tan better. 6) Lay next beside her, trying to figure out how to get in her pants 7) Take the sails down since it is disturbing the sun over her 8) Get too busy, not noticing the wind that is drifting the boat 9) Hear a bing bang, and see the boat is on the ground 10) Jump in to the water, trying to get it off the ground, while people are coming around, looking at you like you are an idiot. 11) Don't succeed, ask her to get off, so you can go home 12) Listen to her, bitching about water being cold 13) Take her home and on top of everything else, don't even get laid for all your troubles.