I've just noticed this from the morons who decide to wash up ashore on DP and on my forum as well...spewing various sea semen like a bloated dead whale. Anyways... 1. Don't register your username as the website or service you want to promote. For example, a member named DealSpace recently registered...with their personal website as "DealSpace.biz" well they didn't make it far. 2. Do take the time to actually post and and get to know the community, at least get your foot in the door instead of having it slam you on your way out. If that means an extra few weeks of wasted time, so be it. The pay off may be huge and - you're scum anyways, not like you're time is worth much. 3. There are stupid people everywhere, including you (Get a dickshonarry). Many, many, many, many people fall for scams, and it's very easy to scam people as well. It's not a lie if you believe it. Your job as a scammer is to be one step ahead of your quarry. The person you're trying to scam will lose faith in you, your job is to one up them - fool them - prove to them (so that they believe) that they were completely wrong, now you have their trust. Never get angry, remember - you have all the answers. And if you don't make them up. 1 Customer is as good as hundred. Because you've now got a testimonial - make it a good one. 4. Numbers are lying pieces of bullshit. The quickest way to make a person glaze over is to toss numbers and facts to them that you KNOW do not make sense. However a number can become your best friend if you attach this little symbol next to them, "%". It then becomes relative, that's an extra few cognitive steps to process it and fully comprehend it, and a couple hundred if they're stupid. 5. Don't be ridiculous. Don't use clichés either. Anything that sounds familiar, as in "Hey I heard that from an informercial" will automatically alert people that this is a scam. And have a legitimate reason of why you've decided to share your "secret". 6. Don't get caught. If that means registering multiple accounts over a period of months, having 2 or more internet connections for different IPs and ISPs, multiple computers, etc, etc. Once you're caught - it's game over. You can restart, but you might as well work at McDonald's 7. The best scams aren't even scams anymore. 8. Good luck, and seriously - fuck off.
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