How to increase your pagerank in ten easy steps, lmao

Discussion in 'Link Development' started by Henny, May 30, 2006.

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    Henny, May 30, 2006 IP
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  2. mirainfo

    mirainfo Active Member

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    Hi Henny,
    Thank you for the suggsted reading. This looks useful. I had a nice experience. I setup a new website and linked it from my old website which was PR3. After 20 days there was a google update and the new site got PR4. This was surprising and joyful.

    Yes the site was having proper coding and used CSS.

    Regards
    Mirainfo
     
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    #3
    Title should be " Top 10 Ways to get banned from Googleâ„¢"
    ImAo
     
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    #4

    another newbie in world of seo! lol
     
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    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    When does google go public? :confused: I can't wait for that IPO. I bet the stock goes from 80 to over 400 quickly! ;)
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    He could simply get a fake PR 10 by having a 301 redirect to Google.com...that only works with the Googlebot!!!
     
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    Very funny, sad part is some people will actually follow the directions...lol
     
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    #8
    This should be called "What not to do if you want to increase your PR"
     
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    Cheap SEO Services <------DoFollow Backlinks

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    #9
    That's hilarious! hahahahahahaha!!!
     
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    #10
    Why You Want To misguide people, who want to work as per Guideline of google.

    We are not FOOLS here, We all know the better USE of SEO.

    There is no Short Cut Way To Get PR or SERP. . :mad:
     
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    #11
    ha ha ha ha ha ha, Very Funny! :D
     
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    Hmm , It's looks realistic but i'm using firefox so i can see the differ of Google Toolbar easily : )
     
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    LMAO, I like the last step the best. I also like how he doesn't even follow his own steps.
     
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    #14
    Very Funny....
     
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    its interesting to see that this website has got a PR of 4....
     
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    #16
    hmmmm..... this link does go for an interesting read though. So kudos to Henny for finding the link(which by the way has a PR4 not 10) So I guess we would have to wait for the next update to see where this site goes.

    And btw I dont see any affialiate links or links to other sites other than in his own article/info. So how did he get the PR4. I guess traffic possibly. Hmmmm......... There might be some truth in the site info. Even if it did get him a PR4
     
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    #17
    Waite a minute .... *door slams* Did you hear that? I think Elvis has left the building. lol
     
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    but this .pr10.com/ have a pr 4
    if this true suggestion Why it doesnt have pr 10
     
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    HA HA HA. Although I don't know much about SEO, even I know that all the stuff on that site is bullplop. Bullplop!
     
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    #20
    The real way to get a PR10 is using Black hat seo the only issue is that the site isn't in google's index ( you use 302's and cloning ) here is how it's done

    Here’s how you Spoof a Google Page Rank:

    1. Buy a domain.
    2. 301 Redirect the domain either in you .htaccess, PHP header (anything server side) to a page with the desired page rank. It’s better to redirect to something relevant. For example, if you are doing a mortgage site, redirect to a mortgage site.
    for php the code is:

    <?php
    header(”HTTP/1.1 301 Moved Permanently”);
    header(”location:<some Site>”);
    exit;
    ?>

    3. Link to the page with the redirect from another of your sites that gets regularly spidered by Google. Since you use the Alexa Toolbar, you should have several sites that are spidered daily by google.

    4. Wait for google update. Google Updates happen about every three months. The last update occured the week of July 15th, 2005.

    5. Now you use cloaking software that says:

    <?php
    if(ip is in list) (list of google IPs){
    header(”HTTP/1.1 301 Moved Permanently”);
    header(”location:<some site>”);
    exit;}
    else
    {
    header(’Content-Type: text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1′);
    //Show your site
    };
    ?>

    The main drawback is that your site will not actually be indexed by Google as long as you are redirecting the Googlebots to your competitors site, so it’s really only good for link selling / trading.

    BTW, don’t claim to have a certain PR when you are selling - that’s fraud.

    This further illustrates how useless Page Rank has become in measuring a sites importance.
     
    nytrokiss, Jun 18, 2006 IP