How to become a salesman

Below is the transcripts of a conversation I had with a msn contact of mine, I originally did this as a joke but looking back it seems like a perfect example of salesmanship; persistence and making things up on the spot.

Enjoy!

 

i dont understand this post lol were you actually trying to sell him something?

 

Yes, but I tried to do it using the most blatant exaggerations possible to see what he would say

 

This thread is REALLY confusing. Youre trying to sell something with lies - and your proud of that?

 

As a joke of course, "I am not a scientist, but I can safely say it is because of the bond that proxies and directories have as children" I'm supprised he didn't get it earlier on.

If he was truly interested I would have gave him real statistics.

 

Eh - ok. Maybe General Chat would have been more appropriate.

 

Possibly, but I think that aspiring timeshare salesman worldwide should look at this as inspiration.

 

well i like his idea actually get rid of the worthless people that say they want to buy something and never do lol

I am following just I was never that blunt about a selling situation lol

 

wtf is this shit.

 

It is what you make of it, in my opinion it is art.

 

move along... nothing to see here.

 

Yes I thought people would find it interesting but it turns out they are just confused about what I am talking about.

 

no, no, i find it interesting. funny the way you try to spam the poor guy...hilarious. reminds me of those annoying telemarketers. how'd you get his contact anyway?

 

I think it was someone who offered me data entry services in response to a post I made a while back. Thanks for your support!

 

weird thread

 

Relax guys, he's just having a joke. No need to get angry with him..

 

i'm probably the only one who finds this funny. i still think it is. especially all the BS you told that guy.

 

well i agree with you man it makes perfect sense to me at least I think