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How to become a Millionaire? - Joke!

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by technotoday, Mar 26, 2009.

  1. #1
    How to become a Millionaire? - Motivational

    A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

    The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said,

    "Well, son, it was 1952. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold
    the apple for ten cents.

    The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37.

    Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars." :D
    technotoday, Mar 26, 2009 IP
  2. pavan6993

    pavan6993 Peon

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    #2
    That's a good joke technotoday!
    I thought that you are asking really about how to become a millionarie!
    Keep sharing with us!
    pavan6993, Mar 26, 2009 IP
  3. jesi

    jesi Active Member

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    #3
    I was wondering if you are asking for suggestions to be millionaire... in this case i would suggest you

    "Kidnap OBAMA" :p
    jesi, Mar 26, 2009 IP
  4. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #4
    i don't find this funny at all, sorry
    Project Mobius, Mar 26, 2009 IP
  5. bunty_cms

    bunty_cms Banned

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    #5
    Very good and funny joke you put here.
    Thanks for share it here.
    bunty_cms, Mar 27, 2009 IP
  6. mdamin76

    mdamin76 Well-Known Member

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    #6
    Good try, friend. :)
    mdamin76, Mar 27, 2009 IP
  7. smARTicles

    smARTicles Peon

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    #7
    Funny, thanks for sharing it :)
    smARTicles, Mar 27, 2009 IP
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    salahsoftware.com Peon

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    #8
    I liked this joke because it has a sense of hardworking in it. We should continue our hardwork and god honour it.
    salahsoftware.com, Mar 27, 2009 IP
  9. Awan-G

    Awan-G Active Member

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    #9
    LOL
    thats good joke
    I like it !:D!
    Awan-G, Mar 27, 2009 IP
  10. faithuniq

    faithuniq Peon

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    #10
    People say "if you have a poor father, that's your fate. But if you have a poor father-in-law, you are stupid"
    faithuniq, Apr 1, 2009 IP
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    harpreetjuit Peon

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    #11
    a good one keep posting more of these:D
    harpreetjuit, Apr 2, 2009 IP
  12. sampath kumar

    sampath kumar Active Member

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    #12
    I was expecting a joke my friend........
    sampath kumar, Apr 2, 2009 IP
  13. technotoday

    technotoday Peon

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    #13
    Hope you understand it :D
    technotoday, Apr 3, 2009 IP
  14. james2007

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    #14
    Good joke.
    james2007, Apr 3, 2009 IP
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    jidox Peon

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    #15
    Well, we can take a moral value there, it's deep, really
    jidox, Apr 9, 2009 IP
  16. Joe99999

    Joe99999 Peon

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    #16


    Kidnap OBAMA and sell to OSAMA (bin laden)
    Joe99999, Apr 9, 2009 IP
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    danzig Peon

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    #17
    I love stupid jokes like that :)
    danzig, Apr 9, 2009 IP
  18. stephen082

    stephen082 Active Member

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    #18
    That's called "TWIST IN THE STORY" :D:D

    Very nice joke....
    stephen082, Apr 9, 2009 IP
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    cfoo Peon

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    #19
    I'd love to be that lucky guy. :D
    cfoo, Apr 9, 2009 IP
  20. faithuniq

    faithuniq Peon

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    #20
    I am motivated again! I should try something like that. :D
    faithuniq, Apr 13, 2009 IP