How to ask your boss for Salary Increase?

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    One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!

    Dear Bo$$

    In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company . I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

    Your$ $incerely,
    Norman $oh

    The next day, the employee received this letter of reply

    Dear NOrman,

    I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

    NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

    I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

    Yours truly,
    Manager
     
    cskanna, Feb 4, 2007 IP
  2. Marketing100

    Marketing100 Peon

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    Sounds like the managers at my job.
     
    Marketing100, Feb 4, 2007 IP
  3. Icheb

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    $ounds to me like you pulled that out of your a$$.
     
    Icheb, Feb 4, 2007 IP
  4. gemini181

    gemini181 Well-Known Member

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    Best way to get a raise, is
    1) to find a better job
    2) now ask your old job for a really big raise before quitting. :)
     
    gemini181, Feb 4, 2007 IP
  5. w3bmaster

    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    Omg i don't know how to asck for a raise i never had a job :)) but this is funny
     
    w3bmaster, Feb 4, 2007 IP
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