How To Ask Salary Increase To Yr Boss

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!


Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.


I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Marian $hih





The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:



Dear Marian


I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.


NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.


I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

 

I almost missed your humor while thinking "thi$ guy has NO control of hi$ $hift key NOw"

 

lol thats great

 

The best way to get a salary increase is to seduce his wife!!!!

 

very nice

 

Very very Good. Its something really new and refreshing. Loved it.

 

Laughable. Simply Cute, In a undefinable Weird Way.

 

Nice one. Maybe next time, you just have to ask. period.
well then, it's easier said than done

 

Cute - I'm going to send this to my department manager - seeing how it's 'review time' bwa hah ha haaa

 

Haha thats cool, thanks

 

Nice one. Gives me an idea how I should ask my boss for a raise

 

Nice Joke.That is a good idea to have salary rise.

 

hehe.. nice idea

 

LoL. They both are tricky!

 

LoL... I just sended same mail to my bo$$ lets see what he will answer (of course he is my friend also)

 

Good One, Thanks.

 

Nice logic..

 

Nice way to get