How The Bible Saved My Life On Christmas - Hilarious

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by gamblingman, Jan 15, 2009.

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    I am running a writing contest in my forum and a guy submitted a story that is funnier then hell. It is called How the Bible saved my life and has a ending that I just think is funnier then hell and I wanted to share.

    How The Bible Saved My Life
     
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  2. Realm

    Realm Well-Known Member

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    haha...its hard to believe
     
    Realm, Jan 16, 2009 IP
  3. scweb

    scweb Active Member

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    #3
    that gave me a good laugh
     
    scweb, Jan 16, 2009 IP
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    That's hilarious, especially the names - Blade and Ironman - obviously not a very inventive nic-name maker in that prison?
     
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    Flare97 Active Member

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    Haha! Funny..
     
    Flare97, Jan 17, 2009 IP
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    thats kind of sad actually. hard to tell whether hes mocking christianity, or thinking murder supports him being a good person. killing someone isn't something that would turn you to god. something else must have happened. and seeing as he didn't elaborate on anything else, and seemed proud that he killed someone, i don't think the story is true. might entertain some of you, but it is insulting to some of the rest of us.
     
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    #7
    What is hard to tell is what's wrong with you...
    And who says that killing someone is not something that would turn you to god? don't you guys always say that god has a purpose of everyone and when everyone dies you say that "god said it was his time to go"?.
    If the story were true, god thought that it was Ironman's time and this guy was just an instrument of god will. You can't be closer to god than that.
    But yeah, definatelly a funny story....
     
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    #8
    i agree, its offensive
     
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    I don't see how this is funny though.. just such a sad story :(
     
    Warrant, Jan 17, 2009 IP
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    hahahhaa
    Lol!
    Thanks for sharing.....
     
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    haha really funny.

    The only thing I dont like is name Chirsh - Recently a person scammed me and his name was Chrish :(
     
    sandy_indianboy001, Jan 17, 2009 IP
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    hehe.....funny!:)
     
    maddrummerskillz, Jan 18, 2009 IP
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    wisdomtool Moderator Staff

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    I was about to put it in P & R but thank God, I read it carefully, putting it there will be quite blasphemous :)
     
    wisdomtool, Jan 18, 2009 IP
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    verry funny, maybe it is real
     
    ClipShare, Feb 23, 2009 IP