How old were you?

No, since you're back I will ignore him and pay full attention to you now heh

 

Im not sure nintendo is actually the guy in the photo.. as far as advice, who am I to give advice but here goes.
If you see a woman you like..

Talk to her, dont be shy
Actually be interested in what she has to say
React to the signals
Humour helps
Buy gifts her gifts for no reason
Dont go OTT too early..

However, If all else fails, lower your standards and get someone very drunk.

 

Thanks ST, I feel special now!

I don't know if there is any advice for Nintendo. I don't even get the impression that he wants a girl. Some are fine with jerkin' the gerkin aren't they?!

HEHE

 

*Also known as being financially astute*

 

Yep, that's me! Here's a newer picture of me.....



Now you know why any lady that sees me shreeks and runs away in horror!!!! Ack! The unibrows!!

Exactly! I don't want one!! Hince I'll be very happy to die a virgin. Though I do have two miniture greyhounds that drive me insane some times, by doing the wild thing themselves, on MY bed!

If I ever get married, it'll require love at first sight!!

 

Fat chance of that happening mate.



( only kiddin' babe <3 )

 

Mella post yours..

 

here is my advice: next forum you sign up on, don't call yourself Nintendo, try HotBod327

 

Please dont tell me thats your best advice

 

NO, but yours was very good and right on and I guess I had little to add. But the last part of it may get homey to go straight to the next bar and spend a ton on getting chicks drunk. Just kidding

 

I've never even been in a bar!!!!





Any one what wants this guy, MUST be on crack!!!! (Notice I look like a retard!!!)

 

There is no way that is you!!!

You've probably got those images off steakandcheese.com or Rotten.com or something.

 

Nope, there all ME!!! That's just a few of them!! For a lot more pictures of me, look here.

WARNING!!!! PG 13!!!!!

DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for any one going blind after looking at these!!!!

 

Dude, don't fvk up your hair like that ... what you trying to do, man!

 

I would say, get away from the machine and go outdoors for a while..

 

No offense cuz ur cool as, but you have a face only a mother could love.

Infact you remind me of those boys that get bullied at school and then grow up and turn into physco killers.

I will get shit loads of red rep for this, but hey, i'm only being honest

 

Just write Oprah to get on one of those make-over shows.

 

I intentually try to look messed up!!!! The LAST way I want to look is attractive!!! Yes, I got bullied in school, BIG time!

By now you should ALL know why I'm still a virgin!!!

PS: Don't de-rep Mella, just +rep me instead, if you live past viewing the horror images!!!!

 

DA is giving some great advice ... wow. Seriously I know the feeling of wanting to hide safely behind the pc but in reality, that will not make you happy. People are a lot cooler to hang with offline than online and like I said I have met a few members here. I don't think there is a forum that has cooler people on than this one. The whole "internet guys are nerds" image is being made over by DP forums, we are living proof that things are starting to change. Like Summer told me the other day: "Geeks are cool now"

 

btw there is a difference between being a geek and being a nerd. Geeks are the smart techy type ones and nerds are just dumb and have nothing better to do than going online