How old were you?

You trying to get that boy killed?

 

mella , what's dijk?

 

Sorry, that's Dutch. I meant Dike.

( A barrier constructed to contain the flow or water or to keep out the sea)

Have you never heard of the story about the boy that stuck his finger in the Dike to stop Holland from Flooding?

 

uh... no... sounds like a good story though.

 

A few warnings before any of you chicks come flying out to Oregon. (Or-a-GUN for those of you in Rio Linda.)

1. You want some one you can talk to any time, especially when you are sad or lonley! I'm not the one! I'm anti-social 100%. Think Autism!!!! (Hince the reason I've NEVER asked some one out for a date!! The chicks had to ask me out for say the school Homecoming or Prom dances!! And of course you don't say no to a chick. Ugg, eight dances there... Oh the horror....)
2. You want a guy that can fix something when it breaks!!! Sorry ladies! I'm a lazy bum. Think couch potato that spends his whole life in bed or in front of this iMac.
3. Some of you might want a guy that can cook. I can't even remember when I last cooked something! I eat every thing COLD!!!!
4. I NEVER smoke, or drink beer or wine.
5. You want a strong handsome dude!! At Hot or Not I got a 4.1!!!! I'm a major weakling.
5. I don't drive!
6. I'm a Conservitave. DemocRATS stink, Republicans ROCK!!!! It's tax cuts stupid! (ie I'm a MASSIVE Rush Limbaugh fan, with half my brain tied behind my back just to make it fair!)

Unless you are one of the .00001783% of chicks that can handle all that, cancel that flight, NOW!!!!!

 

I was 16, hahaha, I ditched homecoming with a hot blonde in my dad's mini-van. I BROKE MY DAD'S MINI-VAN IN! HAHAHA!!!

 

I am 100% anti-social too, but somehow I manage to get action, or it gets me.... wait....

*walks away confused*

I was out all night, I am so tired... ~yawns~

Oh, I was 17.

Is that your way of telling us you're a virgin, Nintendo?

 

Mmmmm....bathtub full of melted Godiva chocolate.

 

Yum, I think I could just eat you two. lol, maybe you get action because you're hot and guys think with their penises.

 

Eat who two?

And you're so right, they do think with their "penises" for lack of a better word, or kiddies on the forum, or the PG rating, or SOMETHING!

I think with my lower regions 83% of the time so I am no better either...

 

You and Dreamshop, it was a joke. lol, though who knows... lol
Anyways, I think with my penis about 95% of the time, I guess I beat most guys in sensitivity by 5%. Actually a lot of girls always get hurt pretty badly by guys because girls generaly want something special when guys want something to hump. It realy pisses me off. I may think of more than that, but, humping is still very fun, lol.

 

So kc3, have you been with an older woman?? *bats her eyelashes, shakes some booty at kc3* wink wink.

Humping, rotf...your posts are so polite. And I know what you mean, I've been there. Now I am on a mission to use men for humping to unleash my wrath.

 

Well, *oh no don't victimise me* Okay, well, maybe you should. lol, I forgot to mention when I lost my virginity I have some stupid problem not being able to cum but being able to go for a realy LONG time. lol, stop by sometime.

P.S Do you even know how old I am? How old are you? Idk, but you probably are older than me.

 

By your profile, you're turning 18 in October. I am turning 27 next Saturday, geez I feel old. LOL!

That was TMI but interesting to say the least!

Is this an official invite to stop by Nowhere? Where is Nowhere? Is it HERE or THERE?

By "victimise" you mean just don't tie you down and have my way with you right?

 

Well, idk, I guess I could manage that. *oh stop please...* lol

I forgot my profile says I'm 17, yes I lost my virginity last year. lol I think I can take on a 27 year old.

 

Ok good, I've got it going on.

I am sorry your ex-girlfriend broke your penis. Maybe it can be fixed.

 

Can you fix it for me? Though my ex-girlfriend didn't break it. She put it together, lol.

 

She put it together?

But it doesn't cum?!

I am in way over my head!

Yeah, I am sure Nowhere is easy to find! It's a plan.

 

lol, I have a realy hard time cumming, though it makes her happy because I'm like the only guy in town that can last longer than the girls. Hahaha, I should buy a bill-board ad.

 

Sorry bout that glitch, I guess I was nervous and relutctant when I put up this thread