How old were you?

btw using seo chat was unintended even though the subconscious usage thereof could be comparable to a Freudian slip

 

NOW do you all know why I'm still a virgin!!!!!!

Yes, I was bullied, BIG time!!!!!

Disclaimer: I hate guns!!!!! I don't even touch them!!! (BTW, I'm enjoying this thread!!) They don't call me 'Da King of Da Wackos' for nothing!!!!

Quick, ban me before I give some one a heart attack!!!! I got many more great and attractive pictures!!!! Want to see them???!!!

 

These girls have an attraction they don't understand yet toward you Nintendo

Like I said, when you make that 50 million, burn your house down, buy a Ferrari, get some gold hanging on your body, wear a ballcap a little crooked, get some rap crap booming in your Ferrari and you will be able to fool them all.

The reason you should burn your house down is so you don't lose the chicks once you pick them up, you may have a temptation to take them there if the joint is still standing.

Do not show them your fingernail clippings and old hair clippings man

 

I'm up for a laugh...

 

Dont show them AC?? Try don't keep them.. develop a less hostile attitude and you will be fine nintendo.

 

What's wrong with rap music anyway?!

 

I'm glad you can sit here and laugh about all this. But, if i were you, and thank god I'm not, I really would not be laughing, mate.

Fair enough you are your own individuel, and you don't have to pander to societies defenition of 'normal'. But you are taking this to extreme. For people who don't use the internet much, you are the epitomy of what online men are like. It's definately not funny, and is actually very sad when you think about it.

And even more sad that you don't even realise you have a problem. You're so set in your ways, and so hell bent on blocking out the world before you know it you'll be 6 foot under with no one at your funeral.

I have honestly met A LOT of wierdo's in my 21 years on this KER-AZY planet, but you are the biggest one i've encountered. I have never heard of someone collecting their own dead skin and nail clipings. Do you have any idea how we now percieve you? I honestly for the life of me cannot fathom what goes on in that brain of yours, and what possible reason you have to come on this forum, post strange, disgusting pictures of yourself and then sit back and basically flame yourself. Do you have no pride or dignity?

Stop putting yourself down, there are enough people in this world that do that for you, without you doing it to yourself, too.

Please go and get some help. Or at least talk to someone about this before it's too late.

You know you really are not a bad person. You're quite amusing and have interesting things to say...... Oh Oh Oh I just saw the bit about you hating guns, Phew I'm safe....................

YOU ARE LYKE, SUCH A F*CKIN FR3AK!!!111@@@

Only kidding, But just sort it out mate...

 

<<cue Soap Opera Organ Music >>

In best announcer voice:
Next time on "As the Digital Point Turns"..... Mella councils a grief stricken father coping with the loss of his family to a chip pan fire

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Agony Aunt Mella.

watch out minnie

 

You've tried very hard, Mella. Maybe some of it will sink in ...

 

Ehh, I doubt it.

You can't teach an old ..(dandruffy, dead skin saving..) dog, new tricks.

Oh well.

 

nintendo - wait.. you actually cut your own hair? you don't go to a barber or anything? (if you do get your hair cut professionally do they let you keep it?)


on a sidenote i was just listening to howard stern and there's some crazy bitch on there who wants someone to cut off her leg before they have sex... she's serious too... i think you're problem isn't as bad as hers

 

Yeah, but as soon as she has sex twice she won't have that problem any more.

 

My guess is that Nintendo WANTS to have some sex w/ some girls...but he's too much of a pussy to ask them or start a conversation w/ them.

Am I right, bud?

Lots of people have that problem. I was the same way.

It's something that you can learn to get over. Ask Minstrel, maybe he can help you out.

 

And don't be scarred of rejection either. A lot of hot girls are total dumbasses. Once you done them, all you wanna do is get rid of them ...

 

I wouldn't go that far! But yeah, you don't have to marry the first girl you sleep with.

Good point about rejection, ST. Don't be afraid to be rejected...and don't be afraid to KEEP ON TRYING even though she said she's not interested in you. Sometimes you gotta really break 'em down!

 

So, Nintendo: Mella is just playing hard to get

 

She obviously has a crush on him.

 

... which may lead to so much more. Don't give up, Homie!