How old were you?

LOL at this thread!

7.6

Here's a confession... I've had sex with 4 different women, and met all of them on the net...and the scary thing is, 3 of them pursued me. I'm now kind of turned off the whole net relationship thing, after my 3 year relationship ended the other month. (Still messed up about it, wooo). Though I have to say, you end up going some fun places with net relationships. I wouldn't be here now if I'd tried to stick with local talent...

 

Who want's an Ugly Monkey!!!!



Who want's a guy that saves this stuff.... (Those are my toe nails, finger nails, and dead skin!!!!)



And there's my saved beard hairs!!!

Any one that want's THIS guy needs to turn themselves in to a mental hospital!!!

Quick, now you need to go see a doctor!!!!!!

I'm much better at driving people insane than being a comedian!!

 

You can borrow mine

 

Ok, the way you like to bash yourself, repeatively no less, is really making me start to wonder what's really up. The fact you save your dead skin, and nail clippings.... well um, I think you are your biggest fan, we'll leave it at that. That image is truly disturbing.

 

Thats Absolutely Fucking Rank! I Am Honestly Sat Here With My Mouth Open In Horrah. Do You Have To Post Pictures Like That? ur a feckin nutjob mate.

Not Content With Repulsing The Offline World, Now You Wanna Repulse Us?

Plz Stop. Think Of The Children.

 

I once dedicated this thread to giving him the tools to get laid some day, but I give up ...

 

I'd feel bad for the girl

 

I guess you won't be feeling bad then. No girl is gonna shag him.

Or even touch him.

He looks like a smack head seriel killer thats just stepped out of Silence of the lambs.

red rep me all you like, but you know it's the truth.

 

I wouldn't even wanna send him into the Tijuana whore houses looking like that .. hah

 

Dude is cool, you guys are burning in envy that he gets more attention than you

 

Good advice but in his case ... he may spend his life redoing 1-4

 

I don't think I even need to state anything here. This comment is pretty self explainatory.

*Pats AC on the head*

 

He gets more attention? Yeah, the kind nobody else wants...somehow I think people falling over chairs and vomiting at his dead skin/nail clipping pics, isn't good attention at all, I'd rather have none. We all try to help and he repulses us futher. Really, it doesn't make sense.

 

I can get attention running naked accross the football field during the Super Bowl, doesn't mean I wanna do it ...

 

Holla, fo real. Look joking and bitchy comments from me aside.....There really is something wrong with him. This is really not normal behavior.

He should get help soon, this is no way to live.

It's not cool that u want to repulse people and turn them off you.

If you're not careful you are going to end up old and alone with a houseful of cats and cats piss.

 

It's called passive aggressive compulsive behaviour or something. When people feel rejected, they say fuggit, I reject you too. Only problem is that it digs you deeper into the hole, but not the one you really wanna be in

 

If the dude won 50 Million tomorrow you would all be kissing his arse no matter what he did with his nail clippings

 

Ok ninendo i got some revised steps for you- desperate times call for desperate measures.

New Steps

Supplies needed: Computer, Vicodin, Valium, Scotch, Rope/Duct tape, Baseball Bat, Condom

1. set something up online (with an BUTT ASS UGLY girl... like a 1 or a 2 .. someone who repulses even you)
2. shut down your computer (this step is still important)
3. pick her up.
3. give her the pills, alcohol and whatever else she wants. (objective here is to make her pass out .. mix pills w/alcohol if possible ...)
4. bring her home or to your car (if she's still concious try telling her to shut her eyes and then hit her on the head w/the bat...make sure you do it hard.. then use rope/duct tape accordingly)
5. seal the deal (make sure you wear your condom)
6. untape/unrope and bring her home while still dazed.

If you can't pull this off with a girl I hear sheep work just fine also.. try this.

Supplies Required: 1 sheep (female), velcro gloves, oversized boots, area with a cliff
optional supplies: condom

1. put on velcro gloves to get a better grip
2. place sheep's back 2 legs in your oversized boots to make sure it doesn't move.
3. move sheep up to a large cliff
4. seal the deal

note: the purpose of moving the sheep up to the cliff is so that it pushes back against you and gives you the impression she likes it.

Good Luck... let us know how it goes.

<note> for those of you who can't tell i'm just kidding .. haha </note>

 

Wow free online pyschological analysis... how do you know if 'he' is not a perfectly stable 72 year old woman playing games with you all ?