How many points did u get in DP?

hi to all DP friends,
i have joined DP since two months and i got only 8 points of reputation.what about you??

 

I had 13 points as of now, but I want to reach the total of 100 and to get a higher user title

 

Ive been here 10 days and have gotten 10 points, what exactly does rreputation do for you?

 

You get a free dinner at Shawn's house for each 500pts. you receive.

 

Shawn's house? where? Well if I would go overseas, its not a free dinner anymore

 

will he fly you there for dinner? Because I live in Canada, and that would be one heck of a drive just for dinner

 

No, in that case he'll send you a Hungry Man Salisbury Steak dinner.

 

I hope so, wow, maybe its impossible to reach that points.

 

can i dine with VS instead?

 

That is 1,500 points. And you (obviously) have to pay for everything*.





*Including a bodyguard and a can of mace for her.

 

We should point out that there is NO SUCH THING as a free meal, so when Shawn gets you there, he drugs you and FORCES you to engage in lurid acts with his pet aligator! He then posts the video on you tube, and other social networking sites. He then hold you captive, for a month or more, drugged, and sells you for gay sex to passing transients!

I am now on 1167 points and have been twice, I can't wait to get to 1500 so I can go again. Whatever you do though don't eat the food he gives you as it is drugged, and it made my arse sore

 

I think you went to the wrong house, dude.

I meant THIS SHAWN...not THIS ONE!

 

I'm in Canada too, so I'll take 2 of those and that will leave me 103 points left over.

 

Hmmm ... No wonder the rep "whores" here .....

I am approaching that mark .... should I be scared ? Or should I be happy like Old Welsh Uncle is ??

Old Welsh Uncle were you drugged then forced to have sex with creapy crawlies ...then posted on youtube (PM me the link .. I'd like to foresee my destiny ..lol) and how many transients were you laid with ....

My .... now that sounds like a treat ..... ummm for the rep whores i mean ....

 

mmm Hungry Man dinner looks good, (heads to the fridge wondering how you get points around here)

 

MAN I was BANGED HARD.... You can see the hard banging here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvMFHXcd0yQ

 

Welsh Uncle,

Is this what is your definition for "lurid acts" ?

Abhishek

 

Really? I want to have dinner with Bubba Shawn.
I haven't gotten more than one green blob yet..

 

how many points is it if I just want ramen?

 

No What you watched is called rugby, and is the reason why I wake u aching every morning