How Many Of You Pee In A Bottle?

Surpising a lot of you fine folks haven't. Not sure why though?
It's like better recycling, IMO.

 

all who haven`t yet should try before posting so we all post yes

 

To make a long story short I was caught in a popular area of Rocky Point (mexico) on a trip with a few other guys... we had been drinking all day. Anyway you can't get into some of the hotels (unfortunately we were on the beach of one) to even use the bathroom unless you have a room there. All the surrounding bars had bathroom lines that stretched through 50+ people...

So there I was holding it in and I thought I would be fine... little do I know how far we had to go before getting back to our hotel. So we hitch a ride with some people we met on the beach - and we're in the back of this old truck, going down the WORST MADE ROAD of all time. The bumps are literally like someone punching me in my kidneys. I just couldn't wait any longer and went in a gatorade bottle in the back of this truck driving through the city!

Once I was done... I'd never felt more relieved in my life... I seriously couldn't have held it any longer

 

You da man!
Glad to have you with us. We will stand strong, and pee in our bottles when we want to!

 

i cant pee in a bottle without the aid of a funnel or something (im a girl)

 

You could go out the window if you really tried!

 

thank you guys for making a topic that made me laugh so much, i never have pee'd in a bottle and most probly never will, i always use the toilet because its directly across from my bedroom

 

You're welcome.
If I had a bthroom right across from my bedroom, I'd AIM from my doorway into the toilet.

 

You're a credit to humanity and society at large, EGS. Seriously.

Kudos for bucking the trend of the last few thousand years where civilization has endeavoured to manage their waste products using ever more complex systems of disposal - you are a one-man testament to individuality and the ancient genes still driving our behaviour.

 

Call me old-fashioned but I believe in simplicity and enjoy the easier things in life.

 

When I lived in my parents basement, the only bathrooms were all the way upstairs.

Let's just say it wasn't safe to drink out of the Gatorade bottles in my bedroom.

 

Oh it's safe...I just don't think it tastes too good.

 

Unless you're allergic to penicillin.

I've also peed out of the window and into the sump pump and into the wash basin...and into coke cans...and even into sinks.

 

Coke cans? Dizam you've got some accuracy...
...or it's just really small?

 

lmao i think hes just got a small ***** lmao, keep this thread going guys my sides are splitting

 

Hahaha poor Crazy_Rob..

 

I did that once, not by choice though.

 

Welcome to the club

 

I once went in an empty Keystone tallboy...while driving!!

 

I'll have to admit... Ive done it quite a few times... Im just to damn lazy to walk to the other side of the house to go to the bathroom when i have an empty bottle next to me and no ones around