1. Advertising
    y u no do it?

    Advertising (learn more)

    Advertise virtually anything here, with CPM banner ads, CPM email ads and CPC contextual links. You can target relevant areas of the site and show ads based on geographical location of the user if you wish.

    Starts at just $1 per CPM or $0.10 per CPC.

How Many Of You Have Pooped Your Pants When Trying To Fart?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EGS, Jul 18, 2006.

?

Have You Sharted?

  1. YES! It was frigin' awesome man!!! It felt like I was blasting off from my chair or the ground!

    19 vote(s)
    51.4%

  2. No way man, but I can't wait to experience it!

    18 vote(s)
    48.6%
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
0
Page 1 of 2
  1. #1
    Alright alright, thanks to Nintendo's suggestion on this one from my previous thread for this creation of this one. :D

    How many of you have pooped your pants when trying to fart?
    This is casually known as sharting, when you shit accidently while farting. :p

    I've done it, and BOY was it bad! :p Never did one fart stank and stick so much!
    Ironically, I posted a topic about this in more detail on my old webmaster forum back in January which can be found here.

    So let's admit it! I'll counsel you through this if you need it! :D
     
    EGS, Jul 18, 2006 IP
  2. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

    Messages:
    12,890
    Likes Received:
    1,064
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    430
    #2
    Now THIS I will confess to doing!!!! :D:D I've done it atleast twice. Once I was trying to fart on my older brother and....OH CRUD *Runs to bathroom*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another time I was at work alone and tried to fart and....OH CRUD *Runs to bathroom*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    Nintendo, Jul 18, 2006 IP
  3. EGS

    EGS Notable Member

    Messages:
    6,078
    Likes Received:
    438
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    290
    #3
    I don't know which one of your mishaps was worse LOL. :D:D
     
    EGS, Jul 18, 2006 IP
  4. Dekker

    Dekker Peon

    Messages:
    4,185
    Likes Received:
    287
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #4
    Not that I can remember.

    Probably did it as a kid though :p
     
    Dekker, Jul 18, 2006 IP
  5. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

    Messages:
    12,890
    Likes Received:
    1,064
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    430
    #5
    The one with my brother. No one at work ever knew. Him and his friend were laughing there head off while I was siting on the pot!!! :D:D

    Next poll...have you ever got a booner in public, and did any one notice!! :D:D
     
    Nintendo, Jul 18, 2006 IP
  6. GTech

    GTech Rob Jones for President!

    Messages:
    15,836
    Likes Received:
    571
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #6
    Might as well give this guy some publicity. We all know how Google loves links that are on-topic.

    I thought I had seen it all. I stand corrected :D
     
    GTech, Jul 18, 2006 IP
  7. KeithLDick

    KeithLDick Peon

    Messages:
    3,544
    Likes Received:
    206
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #7
    I used too, then I realized Mom & Dad wouldn't take Pity on me and give me money or buy me a car...

    Then I decided to start doing it in Public...

    WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Talk about getting attention... I got to spend more time in Very Classy Jails and get better Food than I ever got at home...

    Hell they used to call me *SIR*...

    And if you believe this I got a ton of websites I will sell YOU!, Yes You!!! for only $19.95 this is a one time offer and you can only find it here and no where else...

    Yes No Where Else!!!!... And if you act now I will also include, with your purchase, 20 not 5 or 10 but 20 Versions of AOL 1.0 for Windows 3.1... Not that lastest Crap they are pushing but the "Original AOL 1.0 on a Floppy Disk" and 20 of them!!!!!...

    Yes you get these disk(s) and after atleast an Hour!!!, you will be online with using your Phoneline and Dialup... I love it, it's the best...

    How Can You Go Wrong???.. I ask you, How Can You Go Wrong???...


    Opps Mom's calling, Time for bed... Sorry guys...
     
    KeithLDick, Jul 18, 2006 IP
  8. Dekker

    Dekker Peon

    Messages:
    4,185
    Likes Received:
    287
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #8
    IUs KeithL on crack?
     
    Dekker, Jul 18, 2006 IP
  9. KeithLDick

    KeithLDick Peon

    Messages:
    3,544
    Likes Received:
    206
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #9
    Naw I think this guy Nintendo has given me Forum Drugs that I wasn't aware of...

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
    KeithLDick, Jul 18, 2006 IP
  10. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

    Messages:
    12,890
    Likes Received:
    1,064
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    430
    #10
    Welcome to da World of Wackos!! Now, enter Wacko University and start your training!!! You're either with us, or you're with da intelligent!! Join da axis of wackoism today!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Jul 19, 2006 IP
  11. KeithLDick

    KeithLDick Peon

    Messages:
    3,544
    Likes Received:
    206
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #11
    Okie Dokie, let me get my pet Geiko back in his cage then I'll be right with ya...


    [​IMG]


    Might take me a bit, he's a Fisty kinda fellow...
     
    KeithLDick, Jul 19, 2006 IP
  12. shamess

    shamess Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    1,127
    Likes Received:
    25
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    185
    #12
    I've done this, but I was like four!
     
    shamess, Jul 19, 2006 IP
  13. colonel99

    colonel99 Peon

    Messages:
    157
    Likes Received:
    3
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #13
    I did it out in the woods one morning. A bunch of us were running our jeeps in the woods, and the morning coffee had a bad interaction with the liquids from the night before.

    It was 8 hours until I could get to a bathroom. :eek:

    I told a pal, and he chuckled and said "Gambled and lost, eh?"

    My @ss hurt for a week.
     
    colonel99, Jul 19, 2006 IP
  14. seoindiaweb

    seoindiaweb Banned

    Messages:
    2,889
    Likes Received:
    200
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #14
    lol i never did it
     
    seoindiaweb, Jul 19, 2006 IP
  15. Friend Whorer

    Friend Whorer Guest

    Messages:
    8
    Likes Received:
    0
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #15
    Who TRIES to fart? Sickos!
     
    Friend Whorer, Jul 19, 2006 IP
  16. sandossu

    sandossu Guest

    Messages:
    2,274
    Likes Received:
    88
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #16
    this thread is grouse, especially i`m trying to eat :mad:
     
    sandossu, Jul 19, 2006 IP
  17. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

    Messages:
    12,890
    Likes Received:
    1,064
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    430
    #17
    All real men try to fart all da time. :D
     
    Nintendo, Jul 19, 2006 IP
  18. EGS

    EGS Notable Member

    Messages:
    6,078
    Likes Received:
    438
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    290
    #18
    Just wanted to update all of you that I sharted about two or three days ago from food poisoning..
    There goes another pair of boxers.. :(
     
    EGS, Feb 15, 2008 IP
  19. Coolalex

    Coolalex Banned

    Messages:
    2,691
    Likes Received:
    160
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #19
    I had this one bad week where it happened like 3 times, luckily not in school, that would be AWFUL! But that was all :)
     
    Coolalex, Feb 15, 2008 IP
  20. humanedited

    humanedited Peon

    Messages:
    747
    Likes Received:
    21
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #20
    I've had to leave work once or twice because of the shart
     
    humanedited, Feb 15, 2008 IP
Page 1 of 2
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.