I speak English, American English, British English, Old English, Australian English, The English, Canadian English, English English, Hinglish, U.S. English, New Zealand English, and of course a little bit of Pig Latin.
I speak 9 languages fluently and can write and read 6 of them. That is a blessing from God and of course the result of me growing up in an ever smaller world around us. Regrettably can not speak "DP" loud enough though, what with all the sycophantic noise drowning out what I say and so am using what was the best Techie Forum on the Web, less and less now a days
Human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap crude rhythms for bears to dance to, while we long to make music that will melt the stars. Because without our language, we have lost ourselves. Who are we without our words. For in spite of language, in spite of intelligence and intuition and sympathy, one can never really communicate anything to anybody. I don't say that I have full command on these but I can speak Urdu, English, Punjabi, Saraiki and little bit Persian.