How I plan to pass the adwords exam

So the first time I took it I got 70.7%. This time I'm prepared.

I've converted all the flash lessons in the learning centre to mp3 format and am sleeping while they all play in a loop.

I'm wearing a large triangular hat with 'dunce' on it, so as to remind me what a moron I am.

The most painful part has been tattooing every part of my body with the answers to some of the more tricky questions that might come up.

I'm going to take the test again next week, so if anyone has any other suggestions I'd be most grateful.

 

All I can suggest is to keep repeating the quizzes at the end of each section in the learning centre, until you know all the answers...

 

Thanks as always CustardMite.

BTW, do you know a good tattoo remover?

 

Joe Bloggs,

what's the percentage pass rate you require?

 

Remember to stick some small sticky notes up the inside of your sleeve with the answers on them... and sneak to the toilet when no one is looking...

Sh*t - Google is always watchin

 

haha that was pretty damn funny

 

Google require a 75% pass rate.

I've heard of an operation that actually implants memories into the cortex using a cheap ball point pen and a soldering iron.

Trouble is you have to pass the adwords exam to be eligible...

 

Where I can find this test?

 

Might be easier to get another girlfriend with the same name...

 

CustardMite, how did you know I had such a silly tattoo?

Please don't tell anyone it's on my left but cheek...