How do you scare off a chick in real life!!! She wants me to call her!!! *gags*

Dude, if she knows who you are actually and still wants to meet you, I don't think she can be in a much different condition than you are

 

Tell her you like multiple partners at the same time. Including men and only men(just to scare her). Cause it sounds like she is only after one thing and its not in your either front or back pockets of your pants. Or that you need to ask your mother if she can stay the night and let her know this and that she has to sleep on the couch with your grandma who might just like women(btw granny has no teeth - but dentures) Or you have to introduce her to your mother 1st, who is gay.

 

Just ask her out for dinner and then don't show up. Easy

 

Read this

And maybe this as well

 

Do I smell a Cute_Larry?

 

er...another E-mail from the guy who she asked to give me her phone number!!!

Me??!! A good guy??!!! Um, I don't think so!!!! Ask any chick here and they'll tell her correctly!!!!

grrrr!!!! It was Cute_Lara!!! And you scared her away!!!!!!!! She was da Queen of da Wackos and she even made this thread that you locked!!!!!!! grrr!!!

 

Well.. you can
A. Ignore her
B. Tell her you aren't interested in her
or
C. Completely turn her off and gross her out.. just be like wow I've had these strange warts growing in strange places..


that should work

 

What are you afraid of Nintendo? You will have the same interests? She might call you again? You might like her? You will want to have sex with her and she will say yes?

Seriously give her a chance if someone else hasn't already called he since you have published her number for everyone to see.

If you talk to her on the phone and you think it won't work, ask her if she minds you bringing the twin 3 yr olds you have custody of with you, and offer to take her to Chuckie Cheese. That should send her running.

 

ask her for a date then show her your clumsiest side and leave your manners at home

 

hahahahah i laughed out loud for that

 

Chuckie Cheese rocks! Especially if you have a few little ones with you so you can pretend that you are only there for them!

 

Just invite her back to your loooove nest