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How do you scare off a chick in real life!!! She wants me to call her!!! *gags*

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Nintendo, Aug 14, 2007.

  1. #1
    First I got this in an E-mail....

    Then in another E-mail after trying to be a little wacko....

    er....she knows me, but I don't even know her or know what she looks like!!! :eek: What's da best way in real life to drive a chick insane so she's not interested in you!!!! *gags* :D:D
    SEMrush
    Edit: Oh joy!!! This post just had to make the last three numbers of my post count 777!!!! er...no, this isn't my lucky day!!!! :D
     
    Nintendo, Aug 14, 2007 IP
    SEMrush
  2. PHPGator

    PHPGator Moderator Staff

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    #2
    Man, what is this... Jr High? Just tell them you make 11.54 posts per day on an internet forum. Don't worry, i'm a nerd... I am envious.
     
    PHPGator, Aug 14, 2007 IP
  3. Freelance GD

    Freelance GD Well-Known Member

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    #3
    I dont know but for you the best way to get rid of her is;


    Meet Her! :D:D:D
     
    Freelance GD, Aug 14, 2007 IP
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  4. getjimmy

    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #4
    Or better invite her here and show some of ur threads/posts (ofcourse with ur pics)
     
    getjimmy, Aug 14, 2007 IP
  5. that1kid

    that1kid Banned

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    #5
    Tell her your nick-name is Big Herp
     
    that1kid, Aug 14, 2007 IP
  6. uglyboy

    uglyboy Peon

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    #6
    I don't think you need any help..
     
    uglyboy, Aug 14, 2007 IP
  7. Tokio

    Tokio Peon

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    #7
    Meet her and tell her your hobbies include collecting toe nails and pimping ho's on the internet.
     
    Tokio, Aug 14, 2007 IP
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    sundaybrew Numerati

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    #8
    Just tell her that you like to scratch your ass and then smell your fingers after words, and then you will let her smell them after your done,

    That usually works for me :)

    Hope that helps
     
    sundaybrew, Aug 14, 2007 IP
  9. mdvaldosta

    mdvaldosta Peon

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    #9
    Show her you can bite your toenails, or tell her you like her too (that might work) : )

    Lmao, good luck dude.
     
    mdvaldosta, Aug 14, 2007 IP
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    iul Well-Known Member

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    #10
    tell her you're gay
     
    iul, Aug 14, 2007 IP
  11. Scriptona

    Scriptona Notable Member

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    #11
    In your case just be natural and you will scare the sh*** out of her :D
     
    Scriptona, Aug 14, 2007 IP
  12. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #12
    I can think of two crazy things to do...if it's out to dinner, tell her I have a great talent I would like to show her...then make great big armpit farts, causing her to scram!!!! :D:D And for if that doesn't work, bringing some of my toe nail/finger nail/hair collection and show them to her!!!! Heck, maybe even telling her I can turn da nails in to an engadgement ring!!!! :D:D
     
    Nintendo, Aug 14, 2007 IP
  13. DevilHellz

    DevilHellz Well-Known Member

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    #13
    Oooh, that's a killer :eek::eek:
     
    DevilHellz, Aug 14, 2007 IP
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    Cylon Peon

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    #14
    show up late for the meeting and say your parole officer wouldn't let you go? why are you on parole? domestic violence.
     
    Cylon, Aug 14, 2007 IP
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #15
    Why not meet her and see what happens? Maybe you will like her. Maybe she is your "Queen of the Wackos". A social life could do you some good, Nintendo!
     
    buffalo, Aug 14, 2007 IP
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    Scriptona Notable Member

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    #16
    Told you, just be natural :D
     
    Scriptona, Aug 14, 2007 IP
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    whizzkid-000 Peon

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    #17
    Say you got aids..... from jimmy....whos a monkey ?
     
    whizzkid-000, Aug 14, 2007 IP
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    selltrib Peon

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    #18
    If your single then meeting her for dinner can't hurt, hey you never know she could be the love of your life!!
     
    selltrib, Aug 14, 2007 IP
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    Scriptona Notable Member

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    You just registered a month ago :rolleyes:

    I do believe that Nintendo can offer every penny he owns if you stick him to a girl :D
     
    Scriptona, Aug 14, 2007 IP
  20. Cylon

    Cylon Peon

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    #20
    i don't understand what you are trying to say.
     
    Cylon, Aug 14, 2007 IP