How do you prefer your Jesus?

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How do you prefer your Jesus

  1. 8 pounds 6 ounces baby jesus

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%
  2. Childhood Jesus hangin out in the Synagouge

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  3. Midlife Jesus hanging out with the poor and the prostitutes

    3 vote(s)
    37.5%
  4. Dying Jesus looking down from the cross

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%
  5. Plastic Jesus on a sprng on the dash board of your car

    4 vote(s)
    50.0%
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  1. #1
    All this talk about Allah has me thinking about Jesus.
     
    Obamanation, May 23, 2009 IP
  2. stOx

    stOx Notable Member

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    stOx, May 23, 2009 IP
  3. ST12

    ST12 Active Member

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    #3
    This is the difference between Christianity and Islam... in Christianity you can say whatever you like and no one will stone you.
     
    ST12, May 23, 2009 IP
  4. Obamanation

    Obamanation Well-Known Member

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    #4
    Or wish swine flu or water boarding on you or riot for your irreverence. Pretty glaring differences I'd say.
     
    Obamanation, May 23, 2009 IP
  5. Rebecca

    Rebecca Prominent Member

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    #5
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    I'll have to vote for the "Plastic Jesus on a spring on the dash board of your car."
     
    Rebecca, May 23, 2009 IP
  6. Obamanation

    Obamanation Well-Known Member

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    Haha, so did I. I actually owned one for a while =D
     
    Obamanation, May 23, 2009 IP
  7. Codythebest

    Codythebest Notable Member

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    #7
    A la plancha, con papas arrugadas y mojo rojo...
    Ou avec une bonne sauce bechamel...
    Or 'fingers-linkin-good' barbecued, a sunday afternoon with a good Budweiser, the great Belgian lager...
     
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  8. Polite teen

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    #8
    I like Jesus who will kill the swine.

    Prophet Mohammad (peace be upon him) said:

    "By Him in Whose Hands my soul is, son of Mary (Jesus) will shortly descend amongst you people as a just ruler and will break the Cross and kill the pig and abolish the "Jizya". Then there will be abundance of money and no-body will accept charitable gifts."
     
    Polite teen, May 23, 2009 IP
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    stOx Notable Member

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    mohammad certainly did come out with some absolute bollocks.... By "shortly" i assume he meant at some point at least 1500 years in the future.
     
    stOx, May 23, 2009 IP
  10. cientificoloco

    cientificoloco Well-Known Member

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    Ooooh I think I'm gettin'ya. I'm slowly putting together your clues from different threads. Jesus sent swine flu to extermine pigs (which Allah didn't create). Am I right?
     
    cientificoloco, May 23, 2009 IP
  11. Polite teen

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    compared to the time of this life that has passed before the prophet (prayer and peace be upon him and his family), the rest of this life is short.
     
    Polite teen, May 23, 2009 IP
  12. Obamanation

    Obamanation Well-Known Member

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    #12
    That of course depends on how long a piece of string is.
     
    Obamanation, May 24, 2009 IP
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    #13
    I like mine crispy.
     
    Jackuul, May 24, 2009 IP
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    #14
    Buddy Christ FTW. Period.

    [​IMG]

    He's so slick. Pow gotcha ;)
     
    GeorgeB., May 24, 2009 IP
  15. Obamanation

    Obamanation Well-Known Member

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    #15
    That rocks! Where do I get one?
     
    Obamanation, May 24, 2009 IP
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    #16
    While we're on the subject of Jesus, I'd like to make my confession. I have a twitter account that poses as Jesus. I won't say the name here but let's just say I was lucky enough to snag it before the fundies got it. ;)

    It gets a few new followers per day. I use it to send out funny quotes and I am completely ashamed of myself for using it to promote my websites. Am I going to hell?
     
    GeorgeB., May 24, 2009 IP
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    Jackuul Well-Known Member

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    No. Because there was only one True Messiah and Savior. He was killed on the floor of the Senate in 44 B.C.
     
    Jackuul, May 25, 2009 IP
  18. Obamanation

    Obamanation Well-Known Member

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    Not a bad guy to idolize, if you had to pick someone at random.
     
    Obamanation, May 25, 2009 IP
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    #19
    Well Jesus is one of the many profets, i don't doubt he didn't exist but we actually don't know how his face was, so why people pray to these idols?
     
    meryhill, May 25, 2009 IP