How do you get a "LOST" condom out?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by aditya_sfs, Dec 24, 2006.

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    One of my online friend asked me this and i was confused to answer this question as i am a kid :p and i mean no Experience :D

    So i guess Webmasters can help me in a way to help my friend find her Condom :p
     
    aditya_sfs, Dec 24, 2006 IP
  2. WatchMeFly

    WatchMeFly Peon

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    google.com
     
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  3. amitpatel_3001

    amitpatel_3001 Results Follow Patience

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    Go to a doctor
    It is more safe this way ;)
     
    amitpatel_3001, Dec 24, 2006 IP
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    krakjoe Well-Known Member

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    roflmfao : how on earth do you even get a lost condom ?
     
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    Ginene Well-Known Member

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    tell her go to an obgyn doctor before she gets a very nasty infection
     
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  6. amitpatel_3001

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    It happens :p and both of them cannot know until theycant find it :p
    Dangerous sometimes :p
     
    amitpatel_3001, Dec 24, 2006 IP
  7. saadahmed007

    saadahmed007 Admínistratör

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    Answer form someone
    :p
     
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  8. krakjoe

    krakjoe Well-Known Member

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    Well, it's never happened to me, and I've never heard it happening to anyone I know, you have to admit it's a little strange, and its even stranger that you would ask someone on the internet with such a problem ....
     
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    #9
    Isn't it impossible to "lose" a condom. From what I have learned in anatomy class the vaginal cavity is a closed orifice with a very miniscule hole at the entry of the cervix.
     
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  10. amitpatel_3001

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    found more answers :p (google helps)

    Source : http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgR7f5abTSWzVKhA6HXTKB_zy6IX?qid=20061223063012AAiygjn

    Aditya i found your prank :p
     
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  11. aditya_sfs

    aditya_sfs Peon

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    yep, i found that link very much entertaining and wanted to see how the SEO's in dp react on this :D:D
     
    aditya_sfs, Dec 24, 2006 IP
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    ecolatur Well-Known Member

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    #12
    O I C, "It Happens" - means it happened several times with u:eek:

    u have said u have two gf's in past,

    And "Dangerous Sometimes" - Explain how its not dangerous most of the time. :p

    Abhilash.
     
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    Yes what he said??? :rolleyes:
     
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    #14
    I wonder how that conversation went...

    her: what do you mean you lost it? :confused:
    him: it fell off!
    her: you IDiot!! :mad:


    tell her good luck on the search and rescue.
     
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    Lorelei Notable Member

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    #15
    u can always try with a fish hook...lol

    JOKE!

    happened to me too once, or to be more precise to my ex bf. i just told him to pull it out at any cost :D
     
    Lorelei, Dec 24, 2006 IP
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    lol iv lost it a few times myself. 1st time i had to stop and say: "I think i have a little problem back here". We were both quite drunk and she found it funny. The second time iv lost it outside... In the hay barn... As well as my shoe, socks and a hoodie...
     
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    aaron_nimocks Im kind of a big deal Staff

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    #17
    Ingredients:
    funnel
    vacuum
    1 oz of lube

    Directions:
    Spread lube on small end of funnel. Place small in of funnel deeply into the hole. Place vacuum attachment inside large end of funnel and apply pressure. Turn on vacuum.

    When you here a low thump sound the condom was sucked into the vacuum.
     
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    britishguy Prominent Member

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    #18
    Tell her to think that it is Christmas Time and tell her to look up the chimney for Santa .................then if something drops out on the floor it must be the condom .................... why is that .................. coz Santa don't come down the chimney no more ............... so it can only be the condom that dropped out;)
     
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    #19
    The whole process is called abortion.
     
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    mihaidamianov Well-Known Member

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    *This must be the best thread on a webmaster forum on the Christmas day...*
     
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