You’re out in a public place and you accidentally let one out. Yep, you just farted . What do you do on that situation...? Will you admit it or run away?
If it’s loud I just pretend nothing happened and then if someone asks was that me? I just say no. But if it’s silent but deadly then I will just blame it on somebody else!
I would just cough really loudly, but if it is in a higher pitch, I would just slap my leg. Anything that sounds like the fart to cover it up...
I won't accept immediately, if it sounds badly. I will try to mask it with different ways like calling somebody loudly or clapping my hands to call him.
It happened one time when i was in 5th Grade I started laughing like a fool and evrybody else started laughing ...
Dude you are really experienced in this. I never thought about this in such detail. I remember the day before yesterday I was standing in a market shop counter. The place was really tiny and only three to four persons could fit in at a time. I was the only male standing there and two ladies were buying something. Now one of them farted. It was not a noisy fart was smelled really bad as shit. I can still feel the smell in my brain. Its like stuck in there for ever. As far as my own farts are concerned, I used to be very shy when I was a child but latter in life I figured out that farting is nothing to be ashamed of. Everybody farts. Ladies, gents, boys girls old young everybody even Salman Khan so we better be more open about it.
I would laugh about it(if not smelly) lol!! or if its a silent deadly one then i would simply act and put the blame on others heheh Interesting to see such topics here.
Yea I would agree with the laughing part. Laughing is a good way to get out of many embarrassing situations. Though I must admit that when it's silent there's always the hope that we can frame someone else...
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The best way is to hold up your fart or absorb it (dont know the exact word). Just tighten the butt muscles lol