How do you cover up a fart in public?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jeniffer Miles, Feb 12, 2011.

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    You’re out in a public place and you accidentally let one out. Yep, you just farted ;). What do you do on that situation...?

    Will you admit it or run away? :)
     
    Jeniffer Miles, Feb 12, 2011 IP
  2. gonzalod34

    gonzalod34 Peon

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    If it’s loud I just pretend nothing happened and then if someone asks was that me? I just say no. But if it’s silent but deadly then I will just blame it on somebody else! :)
     
    gonzalod34, Feb 12, 2011 IP
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    I would just cough really loudly, but if it is in a higher pitch, I would just slap my leg. Anything that sounds like the fart to cover it up... :D
     
    warispaul, Feb 13, 2011 IP
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    I won't accept immediately, if it sounds badly. I will try to mask it with different ways like calling somebody loudly or clapping my hands to call him.
     
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    Be a silent worker haha!:D
     
    alodia, Feb 13, 2011 IP
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    #6
    It happened one time when i was in 5th Grade
    I started laughing like a fool and evrybody else started laughing ...
     
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    newbie191 Notable Member

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    Dude you are really experienced in this. I never thought about this in such detail. :D
    I remember the day before yesterday I was standing in a market shop counter. The place was really tiny and only three to four persons could fit in at a time. I was the only male standing there and two ladies were buying something. Now one of them farted. It was not a noisy fart was smelled really bad as shit. I can still feel the smell in my brain. Its like stuck in there for ever.
    As far as my own farts are concerned, I used to be very shy when I was a child but latter in life I figured out that farting is nothing to be ashamed of. Everybody farts. Ladies, gents, boys girls old young everybody even Salman Khan so we better be more open about it. :)
     
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  8. BrandDoctor

    BrandDoctor Well-Known Member

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    #8
    I would laugh about it(if not smelly) lol!! or if its a silent deadly one then i would simply act and put the blame on others heheh

    Interesting to see such topics here.:D
     
    BrandDoctor, Feb 13, 2011 IP
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    Yea I would agree with the laughing part. Laughing is a good way to get out of many embarrassing situations. Though I must admit that when it's silent there's always the hope that we can frame someone else...
     
    lePof, Feb 13, 2011 IP
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    autodrawings Well-Known Member

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    #10
    I think this would be a great topic for a new ebook, and then sell that ebook here and become extremely rich!
     
    autodrawings, Feb 13, 2011 IP
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    It may be even worse, it doesn't have to be dry.
     
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    #12
    Make sure that noone heard it
     
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    BrandDoctor Well-Known Member

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    are u kidding! an ebook on "how to cover-up your fart in public"!! this is crazy lol. (laughing)
     
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  14. beige

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    #14
    So I propose something like this:
    "How to cover-up your fart in public" by Someone
    Just 2.99$! Grab your copy NOW!
    In this book you will learn how to absorb your fart through the regular but simple exercises.

    Testimonials:
    Hi! I had a really difficult time walking in public with my wife and people would look strange at me because of my persisting farting problem etc..etc.. Thank you your book saved my life!

    Benefits of the book:
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  15. BrandDoctor

    BrandDoctor Well-Known Member

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    The best way is to hold up your fart or absorb it (dont know the exact word). Just tighten the butt muscles lol
     
    BrandDoctor, Feb 13, 2011 IP
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    Loud coughing with heavy wheezing in between.
     
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    Haha, i would just continue as if nothing happened :D to avoid an acward situation
     
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    #18
    i'd simply ask "what was that?" :D
     
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    I accept it and say sorry mate...
     
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    Well! if you are gonna tighten your muscle ,this may produce a louder sound :|
     
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