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How do u woo your GF???

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  1. sbm

    sbm Banned

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    #41
    there are some pretty funny cooments in this thread
     
    sbm, Oct 6, 2008 IP
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    Challenger_Dude Banned

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    #42
    tell her you don't love her anymore , that will work
     
    Challenger_Dude, Oct 6, 2008 IP
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    #43
    I dont love you anymore.
     
    anions, Oct 6, 2008 IP
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    loverdp Well-Known Member

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    #44
    Start relation as a friendship and then go ahead.
     
    loverdp, Oct 6, 2008 IP
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    #45
    Treat the girl you like with respect and be friendly and open.
     
    gojewgo, Oct 6, 2008 IP
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    powerlifer Active Member

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    #46
    Is the shocker a world wide known trademark fuck.

    One shocker over the line lol.
     
    powerlifer, Oct 6, 2008 IP
  7. scubita

    scubita Peon

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    #47
    10 points! lmao


    Right on the spot! You need money!

    Man, ^^ join above and you're the king of the hill!

    Is that even possible? If yes, then you're the king, forget all the others! :D

    We have a winner!
     
    scubita, Oct 6, 2008 IP
  8. CyberRash

    CyberRash Banned

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    #48
    Simple - be sincere and straight forward. Don't be a coward :>
     
    CyberRash, Oct 6, 2008 IP
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    Norrad Well-Known Member

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    #49
    Chloroform !?
     
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    khateya Well-Known Member

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    #50
    Good idea. It really works with most girls. :D
     
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    #51
    Just buy her plenty of shoes, chocolates and flowers that usually does the trick.
     
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    #52
    Then go bankrupt and she kicks your ass? :eek:
     
    scubita, Oct 7, 2008 IP
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    #53
    Hmm... experience.
     
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  14. scubita

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    #54
    Yeah :p Too much of it! Just hope others don't be so idiot as i was!
     
    scubita, Oct 7, 2008 IP
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    #55
    may i buy shoe and choc for goat as well sir scubita!!
     
    Agent_Dweeb, Oct 7, 2008 IP
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    #56

    yup, pretty true:)
    if you know how to handle the situation you will make her happy ;)
    and be nice...
     
    EvcRo, Oct 7, 2008 IP
  17. marki@mistrad.co.uk

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    #57
    I assume you just want sex?
    Do not go out looking for a girl to make friends with, then after 10,000 years she you may "bed" her.

    I assume you are over 18?.... type "escorts" or massage in google. Check out the local brothels. Usually costs $40 upwards for a good knocking. Then search here on DP for "making money" and other schemes. Make some money, buy some sex, simple!............... (this way you may get hitched within 24 hrs to a few weeks depending on cash)

    If you want a girlfriend?
    Yeh, I'm afraid u really need to start out as friends. Meet girls by joining clubs or groups so you may meet girls with similar tastes to you. Trust me, there is nothing worse then a girlfriend who you have NOTHING in common with...you may even lose your youth over it...........Use your experience with the hookers to give you more confidence in chatting to girls. You may be better for it, and your kids may not experience seperations.

    Just my 2 cents, good luck ;)
     
    marki@mistrad.co.uk, Oct 7, 2008 IP
  18. nitinleew

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    #58
    Yup,I agree,But I think Economic strength is very important..:)
     
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  19. marki@mistrad.co.uk

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    #59
    With economic strength you can buy sex, almost immediately, but (old cliche) you can't but love... (and believe me, you wouldn't want to buy love)
     
    marki@mistrad.co.uk, Oct 7, 2008 IP
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    #60
    i dont know..we are both singles by the way..
     
    cessvergara, Oct 7, 2008 IP
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