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How Can You Properly Describe Your Job as A Webmaster to Your Female Friends?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Pronet Hosting, Oct 2, 2009.

  1. #1
    The job as a webmaster is always out of their knowledge and even imaginations, it is not like traditional career like lawyer, doctor and engineer, etc which you don't need to explain to your friends or even your parents, here are some common conversations of me and my new female friends.

    Case 1,
    Female friend A : What is your job?
    Me : I'm a Webmaster.
    Female friend A : mmm....what do u mean? :rolleyes:
    Me : ....... :rolleyes:

    Case 2,
    Female friend B : What is your job?
    Me : I'm a lawyer.
    Female friend B : Oh....lawyer, nice to meet u, do u have time tonight? :eek:
    Me : Sure, I've lots of time tonight :D
     
    Last edited: Oct 2, 2009
    Pronet Hosting, Oct 2, 2009 IP
  2. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #2
    Most people hate their jobs, but are perfectly happy to be defined and identified by their occupation.
    I love my job, but it's not who I am.

    I tell people all sorts of things. Most of it ain't true :p
     
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  3. web_hunk

    web_hunk Peon

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    #3
    Tell them that you do something on the Internet that helps Google in making their living. Re-phrase this so that it sounds something quite big and cool.
     
    web_hunk, Oct 2, 2009 IP
  4. josethpauline

    josethpauline Peon

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    #4
    hmmm...i thinks this is a great way to explain your job!:D
     
    josethpauline, Oct 2, 2009 IP
  5. Pronet Hosting

    Pronet Hosting Active Member

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    #5
    I've an idea.....:D

    Female friend C : What is your job?
    Me : Well I'm a business partner of Google. (Adsense) :cool:
    Female friend C : Cool, do u have time tomorrow? :)
    Me : Sure, if it's a date :D


     
    Pronet Hosting, Oct 2, 2009 IP
  6. integrity

    integrity Well-Known Member

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    Tell them you make a living off of a few websites you own and it gives you freedom to do whatever, whenever. That is what I did.

    Works better than saying webmaster. :D
     
    integrity, Oct 2, 2009 IP
  7. kodut

    kodut Well-Known Member

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    i get confused when my parents ask what i do always sittting for hours on comp.... then i get tense because if i keep mum i think they will think i am watching porn
     
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  8. AnimeFevers

    AnimeFevers Well-Known Member

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    Female friend A : What is your job?
    Me : I'm a ice cream man.
    Female friend A : mmm.... ice cream
     
    AnimeFevers, Oct 2, 2009 IP
  9. integrity

    integrity Well-Known Member

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    Thats not creepy. ;)
     
    integrity, Oct 2, 2009 IP
  10. orvilleconnor

    orvilleconnor Peon

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    #10
    My friend ask me regarding about my work job

    Female friend: What is your job?
    Me : I'm a SEO Search Engine Optimization
    Female friend : SssEOO errr...what kind of work is that?
    Me : yes SEO, i am optimizing certain keywords to rank into search engine especially Google.
    Female friend: oh i see, Can you optimize me also??
    Me: sure sure sure, i can optimize you anytime hehehe
     
    orvilleconnor, Oct 2, 2009 IP
  11. Tamcake

    Tamcake Active Member

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    Just say you work with Google. That works for me.
     
    Tamcake, Oct 2, 2009 IP
  12. Scriptona

    Scriptona Notable Member

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    #12
    What if she asks you to put her photo on the home page :p of course she has no idea how much would that thing cost. If it ever existed. Even for a second, there are chances of few thousand views :D
     
    Scriptona, Oct 3, 2009 IP
  13. coldcoder

    coldcoder Well-Known Member

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    #13
    tell her you are a publisher at google adsense program to help and part of your earning goes to UN and WHO t help the world getting better and better.

    she would be proud of you .
     
    coldcoder, Oct 3, 2009 IP
  14. ErikJ

    ErikJ Peon

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    You just need to say I run a website or internet business. And hand them some cash and they will drop there pa nties

    job finished
     
    ErikJ, Oct 3, 2009 IP
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    Innocentboy Peon

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    #15
    Here is my answer
    Female friend A : What is your job?
    Me : I'm a Webmaster.
    Female friend A : mmm....what do u mean?
    Me : Spending some time online to earn more than $100 an hour
     
    Innocentboy, Oct 4, 2009 IP
  16. dairyman

    dairyman Notable Member

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    #16
    and we hope your female friend trusts you about your earning capabilities :D
     
    dairyman, Oct 4, 2009 IP
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    Helvetii Notable Member

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    This Thread Makes it seem that Women are dumb :p
     
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  18. Maggie2009

    Maggie2009 Peon

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    #18
    You know I was thinking along the same lines myself. In this day and age just about everyone knows something about computers. Elaborate on what kind of work you do on the computer or perhaps you need to hook up with young ladies in the computer world as well, who have the same interests as yours.
     
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  19. Digital_shubhi

    Digital_shubhi Illustrious Member

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    Well, ya my friends also don't understand what I am doing. :p

    They simply can't think up to that extent.

    - Digital -
     
    Digital_shubhi, Oct 4, 2009 IP
  20. Masterful

    Masterful Well-Known Member

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    Your friends don't know what a Web developer is?
     
    Masterful, Oct 4, 2009 IP