Well indeed the best thing to do is to marry a Rockefeller, or someone from the Rothschild family. Then you buy it, and you sell it! Please keep in mind your spending in that condition is not limited to buying google alone. You could buy Yahoo, Microsoft and Newscorp as well. Maybe akamai will also fit your portfolio.
just buy 51% stake(or 99%) at google shares..then u can be a board member/one of the owners of the company....Then maybe google stocks will shoot up and then u can sell your stake and end up being rich........then the bedside alarm goes on at 4am and u wake up.........
are you saying how can you sell something via Google or sell your startup to google or literally sell Google the Company lol ?
now this perhaps is the TRUEST answer and makes sense to a question that was " stupid " and had no answer GREAT way of thinking out of the box !
If I were you I'd start off small, try selling Yahoo first, once you have the experience selling Google should be a breeze.