You could have made it into a paragraph or 2, bloody hell that was annoying to read. I'd heard it before, but it's still pretty funny IMO
People shouldn't reuse muzzles like that. They are only effective for one eel-killing at a time or so it says on the muzzle wrapper.
That s**t was all to much funny i'll be laughing my brains out all night thats was great glad you shared it. lmfao lol.