Hello my friends , Today, I would like to share with you my ritual for ranking #1 on google. This is best performed right after sunrise thursdays. Let's begin Step 1: First, you need salt, water and BLUE parchment paper (staples carries great brands). Step 2: Pour enough salt into the water so that it attains it's maximum level of saturation. Step 3: Dip 3 parchments into the paper, let it fully soak. Take them out then let it dry in the sun. Step 4: You will need to draw Jupiter's seal 1 parchment. While drawing, try to have a visual representation of jupiter nearby and imagine the energy of this planet charging your seal. Here it is: Step 5: You will need to draw Jupiter's first pentacle. This will be used to summon Bethor. He will in turn name a lesser spirit that will assist you with your SEO efforts. He is generally friendly, but as with all major spirits, do *NOT* f--- with him. Step 6: Draw Bethor's sigil: Step 7: Don't be discouraged, these seem trivial but they have powerful thought forms attached to them. Simply go to a quiet place (naked), visualize the particular deity you want to contact (in this case, Jupiter is in the form of an eagle) and ask for assistance with your particular problem. There are many things I left out but for our keyword domination purposes, they are unnecessary. Stay tuned for the next thread on Mars, destroyer of your enemies (use on that annoying webmaster that keeps stealing your landers). Cheers, Your Friendly Blackhat Black Magician