On a dark crowded highway brylcreem in my hair warm smell of parathas rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light my eyes grew dim and my head grew light I had to stop for the night There they stood in the doorway they were desis you could tell I got out fearfully saying this will surely be hell All around us were buildings Sun, SGI and Dell I slowly unloaded my things In the shadows of Intel And still those parking lots were full of Hondas waiting up in the middle of the night to be driven home by programmers Welcome to the town of Sunnyvale such a desi place, such a crazy place we're livin' it up in the town of Sunnyvale such a nice surprise, so many people with no lives My heartstrings were twisted I wanted to feel at home where thousands of desis existed and no white man dared roam Sambar stains on the ceilings mango lassis on ice sit and watch the paint peeling or make daal and boil rice But my mind revolted at the very thought I grabbed my bag and bolted I'd escape no matter what And still those voices are calling from far away wake you up in the middle of the night I can hear them say Welcome to the town of Sunnyvale such a desi place, such a crazy place we're livin' it up in the town of Sunnyvale such a nice surprise, so many people with no lives I wake up in a cold sweat thank god it was a dream there is no need to fret I still live in the east Oh, I still live in the east
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