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Honey I'm Home!

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by CyberSlash, Mar 29, 2016.

  1. #1
    Make an introduction that is worthwhile?? That is what the rules say! So how do I make myself interesting? How do I make people want to continue reading? Do I act silly? Do I annoy people? Do I just get to the point? No matter what I do or say will upset someone. So I will try to not bore you to much.

    I am 37, from NY. Nooooo not NYC! I work in a Nuclear Power Plant. Nothing glows... Don't ask! My grammer sucks, my punctuation(is this proper use of the word) sucks. Get over it!

    I've ran bulletin boards(BBS's), I've designed cheesy websites, adult websites, image hosting sites, and have had many PHP Forums. I found the site when I was searching google for a logo. Years ago I was on another Logo Design forum. Yah as the internet grew, it didn't and it shut down.

    I do not live with my parents (its ok if you do, i'm not judging). I am married with children or a child. Ok I'm done.. My wife thinks you've all fell asleep or have moved on!
     
    CyberSlash, Mar 29, 2016 IP
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    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    That's a pretty damn fine intro. Welcome!
     
    sarahk, Mar 29, 2016 IP
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    Spoiltdiva Acclaimed Member

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    I gave you a like because you made me smile right from the get go. By the time I read the whole thing I was laughing.
    Welcome to DP, I suspect the place will never be the same again now that you are here.:)
     
    Spoiltdiva, Mar 29, 2016 IP
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    KylieSweet Well-Known Member

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    Welcome and good to have you here in digitalpoint! Kindly share some interesting marketing campaign from your websites. Cheers!
     
    KylieSweet, Mar 29, 2016 IP
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    CyberSlash Member

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    I am glad you had a laugh! Thank you for the warm welcome! Noone is ever the same after they meet me!

    Thanks for the welcome! Glad to be here! Because of life, I have shut down all of my sites. It has been about 5+ years since I ran any type of site! I sort of miss it.

    That post took a lot of me. I had to take a nap after it. I'm glad you liked it.
     
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    CyberSlash, Mar 30, 2016 IP
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    Matthew Sayle Prominent Member

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    I have found this to be an excellent tactic :D

    You'll get this joke after you browse the forum for a little while.
     
    Matthew Sayle, Mar 30, 2016 IP
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    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    I prefer the "nap" tactic :)
     
    sarahk, Mar 30, 2016 IP
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    Matthew Sayle Prominent Member

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    While someone is taking a nap, others are getting smarter and working harder.

    Only sleep when you need to, and do it quick.

    I know moderating can be hard at times, but you do a fantastic job.

    If I make things harder on you, I apologize. However, I do have the best of intentions.
     
    Matthew Sayle, Mar 30, 2016 IP
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    NetM Well-Known Member

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    Hello CyberSlash! Enjoy your time!
     
    NetM, Apr 7, 2016 IP
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    Do you know Homer Simpson?
     
    MurrayRothbard, Apr 7, 2016 IP