High rates for excellent content writers

I need someone for writing articles on various topics and shall pay much more than what is generally offered. Here are details for those who are genuinely interested.

Article title: How to properly reply back to forum posts

Length of article: 250 words

I offer 50 cents for the selected article (now that is double of what is generally offered and accepted, keeping in mind that posters do not mind undertaking a 500 words article for the same pay).

To qualify, you have to send me 10 articles of 250 words on the same topic. If accepted I shall keep the selected article, pay you 50 cents, and return back the remaining 9 articles.

Articles should be grammatically impeccable and should not kontain any spelling mistakes. I'll check for originality through copyscape pro (charges to be borne by you). Plus I shall use an unique, hush-hush program too (do not ask what for).

The selected candidate will be provided with bulk work (minimum 500 articles per month) at bulk discounted rates of 25 cents per article.

If interested, please let me know via PM. This is a time bound job and I want it yesterday.

Thanks for sparing your time.

 

High rates? You'll be lucky to get any true 'quality' for that price and those conditions, sorry.

 

Let's see

Hint: please check out my links and the ongoing posts in the forum

Yankee doodle went to town, riding on a pony,
Poor lil chap just did not know that his pony was a phony.

 

Dude your hilarious , 50 cents for an article of 250 words ? And you would like it to be top quality ?

I sometimes write auto articles for friends and your price is insulting lol . Top quality means CNN or BBC quality to say the least .
Try offering 25 USD and you might get someone to write top quality .

 

For God's sake... will someone please read the subject of the article that I've requested and also try to read between the lines?

Good now proceed and read the other replies to various other topics in this forum and you'll understand what I mean.

 

I think there may be irony in there somewhere!

 

The problem with satire is if it is too subtle, many miss the joke.

I love how you snagged both a newbie and an experienced member. Great fun.

 

My favorite line: "I'll check for originality through copyscape pro (charges to be borne by you)."

 

I think this guy is joking, or may be I do not know to read between lines. hehe

 

I'll offer good rates for interested members. However, I'll oblige you to keep awake 24/24h and reply to my emails whenever I send them. You must not disconnect, you should be always online in case I need you.

I need 500 articles every day. They must be hand-written. I'll check them myself (by browsing the whole Internet page by page) and I'll tell you if you did copy or not. You'll work full time for me and you'll need permission to go to the toilet or for dinner. You'll only have dinner, just like my dog do.

For the pay, I'll pay you $5 per day, which is good relatively to any quality copywriter in the USA. I'll pay you monthly $150/month. If you don't deliver on one day, all your earnings are "blung" and I'll kick you from the window.

Interested writers please PM me!! This is URGENT work.

 

the price is soo cheap, 250 words for 50 cents,

 

@YMC, Tyler, and Omar: Thanks!

@faheem334: Huh! I just increased them from 25 to 50 cents on popular demand.

 

How To Properly Reply Back To Forum Posts


Joining an online community can be both fun and educational. However, one of the first lessons for any budding Internet Marketer is to learn exactly how to properly reply back to forum posts. This is my 5-point plan for success:-

1) Never ever read the original post of any thread (or any other post for that matter) as this will merely confuse you

2) Your reply must never be relevant to the actual subject matter of the thread and should merely contain as many of your own affiliate links as possible

3) Whenever replying to a forum post, write as little as possible and simply include lots of smilies and exclamation marks!!! If you must write something, make sure it contains numerous profanities you %$!$ers AND IF POSSIBLE CAPITALIZE EVERY LETTER!!!!

4) In order to properly reply back to forum posts you must ensure that you're spiling an' grummer is pofactly curroct

5) And finally, your post must be a complaint, whine, or whinge of some variety


Unfortunately, I am only able to write one article, and not the 10 mentioned in your OP (and in addition to this I never write articles that are any longer than 167 words). However, I am willing to accept 20 cents as payment. Please forward my money to my paypal account - haventgotaclue.com

Thank you kind sir and please check my PM and send further details of your project to my e-mail address as I cannot be bothered to provide any details to you!!!!!!

 

An excellent article. However, on checking through Copyscape, it appears that the text matter has been copied verbatim from some Digitalpoint Forum.

 

OH MAN!!!!! Damn You Digitalpoint!

 

Very Funny Thread Hear . Please share me if you get writers who could work at that rate and result are perfect. I want to hire them for..ever.

 

@Guniwan: You will not believe it, but I did get an email from someone who is willing to work at those rates. What is this world coming to?

 

just makes time loss for us.

 

Probably someone who did not read the thread properly

 

i can write and rewrite you unique article in any topic

my rate is $1 per article

if interested let me know and we will talk about it