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Hi my name is Mike and im an alcoholic.

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by darksat, Nov 18, 2004.

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    Hi my name is Mike and im looking for some help with taking over the world.

    I figure it can be done with fairly little effort, all I need is some Plutonium, Acid, a small TV company, a flash designer and an army of trained monkeys, if anyone here has a trained monkey, a TV company or plutonium please PM me.

    My interests are, world domination, lesbians, action sports, computer games, Graphic/Website design, SEO, network security & penetration testing, and getting myself into & out of trouble, in more or less that order.

    Im 24 years old, 6ft tall, dark hair, brown eyes, good looking and hung like a baby elephant.

    Im currently living in London, even though im Irish as I believe its a good place to take over europe from, and various other reasons.

    PS im a sagittarius. :)
     
    darksat, Nov 18, 2004 IP
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    T0PS3O Feel Good PLC

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    I've got some spare plutonium. Ebay wouldn't have it but if you want two pints of it, we're open for orders.

    Trained monkeys you'll find at the Inland Revenue.

    Welcome to the forum!

    PS, I'm based opposite the dodgy YMCA in Surbiton, SW-London. Where are you based?
     
    T0PS3O, Nov 18, 2004 IP
  3. SEbasic

    SEbasic Peon

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    Hi Mike, I'm sorry to hear about your problems...

    Hopefullt someone here will be able to help you out... (I'm not the guy) ;)

    Nice to see another person here living in the UK...

    Enjoy the forum :)
     
    SEbasic, Nov 18, 2004 IP
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    zez Peon

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    Yeah, you can find the whole lot here....Welcome....
     
    zez, Nov 18, 2004 IP
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    darksat Guest

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    Thanks for the response, im from Cork city in ireland (MY ISLAND, ITS mine i tell you, Mine) :)

    and im working in croydon but living between clapham junction and vauxhaull, off wandsworth road.
     
    darksat, Nov 18, 2004 IP
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    DarrenC Peon

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    Croydon, wow you must of done something very bad in Cork lol
     
    DarrenC, Nov 18, 2004 IP
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    anthonycea Banned

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    I will go for the baby part, I would also like to hang you every now and then DarkSat.

    Welcome to the forum old buddy, I love you but not in a baby elephant way. ;) :) :rolleyes:
     
    anthonycea, Nov 18, 2004 IP
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    darksat Guest

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    why do people keep telling me they love me. :cool:
    Im not that nice a person, well physically im perfect. :)


    Cork is a lot better than London, Not as good as New Zealand though. :cool:
     
    darksat, Nov 19, 2004 IP
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    Hi Mike and welcome to the Forum.

    I have an easier way of taking over the world for you.

    1. Move to the States
    2. Change last name to Bush
    3. Run for presidency

    You'll win and get to do whatever you want anywhere in the world. ;)
     
    payoutwindow, Nov 19, 2004 IP
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    schlottke Peon

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    So is that what Kerry's mistake was, not changing his last name to Bush? ;)
     
    schlottke, Nov 19, 2004 IP
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    ViciousSummer Ayn Rand for President! Staff

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    I think I'm the only one that got that....haha... :D
     
    ViciousSummer, Nov 19, 2004 IP
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    ViciousSummer Ayn Rand for President! Staff

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    El Cajon is a town in San Diego that is full of dirt, tweakers and white trash (why do those 3 things always go hand in hand?!). Oh, and hookers too. :p
     
    ViciousSummer, Nov 19, 2004 IP
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    Like inglewood in L.A, you don't want to go there. :eek:
     
    Jackobo007, Nov 19, 2004 IP
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    World Domination and Lesbians? We need to hang out some time. :D
     
    david_sakh, Nov 19, 2004 IP
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    anthonycea Banned

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    If you want to hang around DarkSat, he is the one being restrained by the guys in the white suits, just look for the guy in the body bag with black straps, that's DarkSat inside the bag on his way to the rubber room :p ;)
     
    anthonycea, Nov 19, 2004 IP
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    anthonycea Banned

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    Worse than Detroit folks? :p

    I don't think so, I like the streets, makes me think of the "bad old days". :)

    Just think of the re-development opportunities for all you real estate developers ;)
     
    anthonycea, Nov 20, 2004 IP
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    Hello mike. Welcome to digitalpoint! I will be your first enemy if you try to do something bad to mother earth :)
     
    melfan, Nov 20, 2004 IP
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    I shall use my powers only for good, and perhaps the odd excessive party :)
     
    darksat, Nov 22, 2004 IP
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    Hello Mike the alcoholic, I hope you find other alcoholic's here that you can relate to. ;)

    Welcome to Digital Point. :D
     
    Colleen, Nov 22, 2004 IP
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    When I get tanked im just to lazy, i want to but its Sooooo much effort.

    the plan is going slowley
     
    darksat, Nov 23, 2004 IP
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